Killer Katie Kat 👻♥️✨😽🎃

TIME TO ENTER THE CIRCUS, HOTTIES! 🎪 "I've been DREAMING of making a horror film FOREVER 🔪 I finally got to bring this Hottieween idea to life thanks to some legit spooky inspo from horror-fan Facebook Groups." She is too sexy to be scary 🙂‍↔️😂

The thing about some people is it’s not enough to professionally fuck you over. They need to be in contact to gloat. And they know because of their demographic I have to tread lightly.

My nemesis is in my cubicle waiting on me on what has been a very taxing work week. I’m hiding to avoid the drama.

Good morning

I’m a Regina Hall Sagittarius. Please don’t include me with those others.

Yall are mad because she said what’s mathematically accurate? Is there an Earth 2 I can relocate to?

This is the answer to every “how did we get here” 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

Bad days are like farts. Often inconvenient.

To make me feel better I’m sharing information about free STI testing kits through Mecklenburg County. Happy screwing 🫶🏾💗 health.mecknc.gov/service/hiv-...

My favorite OBGYNs are retiring. They are a husband and wife team that did performed my surgery. This day has been tomato after tomato. Le sigh.

Don’t judge me but I like to put baked beans with nacho and spicy queso. I may eat a whole bag of Tostitos with that and some sweet resiling on the side.

When all other teams disappoint us the Hurricanes give North Carolina hope.

All gentrification does ultimately is squeeze the juice out of the communities until the flavor is all gone.

Ever since I found out that Cabo Fish Taco is leading the efforts to get rid of street vendors I feel vindicated. I knew their food tasted like oppression. Went once years ago and said never again. Fuck that place!

Felt but in Charlotte. They’re ruining NoDa. Let the arts districts stay artsy and loud.

I’ve been extra kind to IT because these companies want to eradicate their roles so badly but we need you pookies.

We need a new witch friend group movie. Or perhaps something else like another movie with some hoodoo elements. I really loved that part of Sinners.

My on site coworkers keep me in stiches every afternoon I’m in office.

Don’t you love it when they replace IT with AI that does not help?

There’s a young lady that works in food services at my job that reminds me so much of my daughter. I better not see a person here ever talk to her crazy. That’s my third child lol.

#mcm 😝💕🍁

Brazil has more Black people than the United States. Then and now

Whenever you feel yourself losing who you are remember you were made to not be everyone else. You are not a clone. Celebrate your uniqueness.

Do y'all ever wanna runaway and live a quiet unassuming life in some beach side town where you make enough money to afford a simple life but travel from time to time and have significantly less responsibility?

Distant lover. So many miles away

Hottieween is approaching 🧟‍♀️ anybody secure tickets 👀

Don’t let these awful people make you a reflection of who they are. Keep being your authentic self even when it’s difficult.

These influencers do what they do because their audience accepts it.

the way the people in the south love big trucks you’d think they’d invest in making the roads wider to accommodate it ….

Kindness might not be the popular option but it gives me peace of mind that cannot be found in a substance.

And yes so many of your faves are MAGA but folks stay mad at the artists that promoted the better candidate last POTUS election. It’s weird to me.

None of the influencers talking about not voting had more going for them than being attractive or controversial figures. Hence also why we have the administration we have now. Maybe look deeper at folks than how they look so we can have a better society.

Kaep isn’t the hero you think.

I'm begging the music apps to also give us a way to filter out AI music. Let me play my vibe music in peace without having to worry that the algo will give me AI slop.

Too many popular faves are colorist AF and I see why Meg keeps them as work pals only.

If you have kids you especially need to know what kind of music and influencers are out here. You need to know what they are into. You might be surprised at what they can put you on.

And I beg of you all to explore new music. The boomerfication of my generation is making folks look like they are just as helpless as the younger generations they complain about. We have more access to new and indie artist than ever before. There are plenty of awesome newer artists.

If there was a single brain cell left in that brain it must have went on a permanent vacation.

The funny thing about excluding Black people is that we didn’t ever want to be in their shit. We had our own shit. And each time they made it a goal to destroy and exclude. We wouldn’t be the first or your things if we could be left alone with ours.

Don’t cuss them out. Walk away. You need your job.

So auntie coded. My neck of the woods is so much more chill. The other side would have called the police. We just want them to be safe.