Tomek

What needs to be done needs to be done. Just mourning my 100 lifetimes of saving toilet paper.

Humble beginnings of the Ministry of Truth.

EVERYONE DOES PLAN TO DO THAT. It's gonna be most beautiful shit show America seen so far! 😂

Breaking news: a man who shot his foot attempting to apply a band-aid to the wound.

Trump is a zombie now? Like Jesus. 😇

Can You Spot One Difference Between Two Images In One Second

Luckily for Trump it doesn't matter as the USA is not a democracy. 😅

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

*figuratively

"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets."

And all you say that he always lies!

Isn't that an unnecessary, inefficient and redundant way of doubling government departments?

We are so lucky that the USA is not teaching their citizens propaganda.

Who would thought that watching World burn would be so entertaining! 😅

'Juche’ was initially introduced as a guideline for ideology-related projects in North Korea and is used to refer to economic self-reliance and self-defence.

Who would ever imagine that the USA is one election away from people disappearing?

Communism! 😱😱😱

Trump doesn't play 3D chess, he plays normal chess, one move at the time.♟️

Brexit was such a phenomenal success that it inspired Donald Trump to take an exciting leap and bring a taste of that adventure to America! Fast forwarding on a joyous journey to the nation's future filled with endless possibilities, including global recession and third world war!

Doge is absolutely thriving! After just one month, they've already found an incredible $65 million in savings! At this rate, they'll save a whopping $4 billion in four years! Can you believe it? That’s almost HALF a percent of the government's yearly spending! What an amazing achievement! 🎉

Things that Donald Trump never said: - I've been thinking a lot.

Everything is going so well.

Instead of great success in Ukraine, Russia could build: A base on the North Pole. Another one, a completely new one on the South Pole. A base on the Moon. Another independent base on the Moon. And two bases on Mars. I can only imagine how proud Russians are for having such a great leader! 🇷🇺

Which one of these great minds of our age is a better strategist? Putin for starting a 3-day war? or Trump for finishing it in 24 hours?

Ok. How about people who loved god and didn’t die. Let’s see that list.

Why Donald Trump is going to Fort Knox to check if gold is there? Because he lacks object permanence.

Conditions Apply. It may be only available to white Christian men supporting the regime. Past performance is no guarantee of future results.

Except for the plane crashes and a few other equally minor things maybe. 😅

The UK is beyond hope. It's horrible to think how all those Polish builders affecting the housing crisis and Filipino nurses impact the NHS queues!

The number of Americans who think that Trump should focus on tariffs has Doubled recently!

Musk should understand trans issues, he is a 5-year-old kid trapped in an ageing billionaire body.

It's impossible to be more cute than him. <3

This guy

President Donald Trump

Making America great again? WTF!?

Donald Trump did in first 60 seconds of his presidency more than all previous American presidents combined!

Morning yoga session.

Believing in global warming is incompatible with Capitalism.

Still screaming 😱😱😱

Christmas coming soon. Gleem.AI

Dear corporations, the best way to protect your CEOs is to run ethical businesses.

1945 - The strongest army in the World, 2010 - The second strongest army in the World, 2022 - The second strongest army in Ukraine, 2024 - The second strongest army in Russia.