sonarchy

sonarchy

@sonarchy.lol

18 | annoying pincurchin on the internet | new rave connoisseur | ace | dni if yr nsfw

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Sucks that Cortana on Windows Phone 10 is broken because I can't say Joel's famous quote to her

Buying a flagship smartphone during the Snapdragon 808/810 SoC days must've been awful. "My hands are so cold! Wait, I can just open the Dialer app on my HTC One M9 and give myself third degree burns! Thank you Snapdragon!"

I had a dream where I lived in French town of "French Windows 11" and everybody that I saw used a Mac

you ever think people have accidentally tipped cars over during the recording sessions of car commericals, just to show the car in places where the average person buying the car won't ever bring them?

I feel like deliding my Xbox 360โ€™s dead GPU and leaving the console turned on without a fan so it blows up

Found a Samsung Gear 2 for cheap today because it was stuck on the boot screen, seems like all it needed was a reflash via Odin and it's fully functional

If the new Cut The Rope has gone to shit then I guess Iโ€™m playing the old Chrome version of it

The days are getting colder... I'll soon have to put my laptop on my lap and fire up Microsoft Teams to stay warm

there's gotta be an old chromeOS community out there, I can't be the only one who uses and knows how to make these older versions usable. We'd likely all fit in a Honda Civic but that still counts

BIRTHDAY TODAY ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘

I tell my Pringles can Amazon Echo (1st gen) to turn off the lights and she tells me that she wants an upgrade. You are never getting an upgrade I am using you until the day they shut you off

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just spilled some milk. i'm actually fucking devastated. i don't know if i'll ever emotionally recover from this ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ

finally got a new battery for my Lumia 950, I can finally use this thing without having it die after a minute of using the camera on a full charge

It also liked to die at 40% most of the time lmao the previous owner got their money's worth out of that battery

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my god sits in the back of the limousine my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane my god pouts on the cover of the magazine my god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

last night i had a weird dream where i was set in a post-apocalyptic world at my house, where me and some cool people who dressed like idiots (myself included, i had iPod touches with Taiko cases taped to my face) were trying to escape and survive from this crazy rich guy who looked like Oleg (1/3)

from Saints Row 3 who threw potato chip and iPhone X shaped explosives at us. i remember this "Nokia door" that would either be unlocked or locked based off the metadata from the last photo taken with my Nokia phone, which we used to save ourselves some time to escape from the crazy rich guy. (2/3)

there was also a Tesco in the basement of my house for some reason?? speaking of the house, it functioned like an Animal Crossing home where the interior was massive compared to how it actually looks on the outside. (3/3)

seems like AlbumOfTheYear's general chat finally shut down. I have so many memories and internet friends made through that chat in 2023-2024 and it's sad to see it go, though after its peak years it turned into a shell of its former self...

As soon as I got a splat on Splatoon the beloved "The connection has been lost" message appeared โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ how heartwarming

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I did an update to TubeReplacer, my youtube fix for iOS 5-10. You can now play videos in HD quality, use the YouTube 2.0.0 app, have it contribute to your history, and more! The update is available on my Cydia repo, cydia.preloading.dev