Alexander DeGroot

Michael Duke, known as “Bloodwhip”, is member of the DMP, a government organization that drafts people with powers into becoming a hybrid of law enforcement and celebrity, using the aesthetics of Superhero comics for propaganda. You can read his story in my novel *Bloodwhip*

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#Booksky my novel #Bloodwhip has officially hit 25 lifetime sales!

What the fuck is Dubai chocolate? Does it somehow have even more slave labor?

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I wish any of the cast of @criticalrole.bsky.social were able to come to #DragonCon.

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Time to see #Superman!

#Booksky I’m far from done telling people to check out my novel

#Booksky When I was writing my novel I thought the worst part would be having to revise my work. It turns out that the worst part is having to market my book. It feels like I go anywhere intended for authors to tell people about their work and it's nothing but "literary agents" wanting to scam you.

I learned to make bread as part of a bit with a coworker, now I think I have a new hobby

I just finished #Undertale for the first time. I did a full True Pacifist playthrough, and honestly it was Peak. I see why everybody was so obsessed with this. I’ll probably pick up Deltarune at some point. I will not be doing a Genocide run. I’ve already won.

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Ok I know everybody always told me #Undertale is good, but nobody ever told me it was so damn funny.

It’s amazing the headphones have existed in some form since the last 1800s, yet the guy next to me at the plasma donation clinic seems to have never heard of them.

I used to think that #pokemon competitive was just “ok these are the pokemon with the best stats, try to build a team that counters as many types as you can” but then I find out that it involves breeding pokemon for higher stats and better traits. The dogfight comparisons make more sense now.

ITS HAPPENING

So happy to announce that my Superhero/Body Horror novel *Bloodwhip* has officially hit 10 sales as of today! I couldn't be happier, considering it's my first novel! #Booktok a.co/d/ffEkFfo

It’s insane to me that Indeed lets companies post job listings and just not require them to give a pay range. “Would you like to work for us?” “How much do you pay?” “Secret” And the secret is that it’s not enough

Went to the range today with my .380! 25 shots, decided to do the last 5 aiming for the head. Only at 7 meters, but that’s the widest distance I could be shooting in my apartment so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I need to cook something which involves milk, but only a little bit of milk, and all the milk in the stores is too much milk. I just want to buy a small milk

Every goddamn toothpaste tastes like mint! I hate it! I’d rather have toothpaste that tastes like nothing!

Who at Square Enix do I need to fight to get a PC Remaster of #DragonQuestIX?

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#Booksky My Superhero/Body Horror novel #Bloodwhip is now available both in paperback and as an E-Book! Follow the story of Michael Duke, a young man drafted into a Federal Agency of costumed, superpowered crime fighters after awakening a horrific control over his own veins! a.co/d/ffEkFfo

One thing I like about my apartment complex: sometimes there are cats

This happens whenever I dog sit for my parents, lol #dog youtu.be/oMv8OZY_ILQ

Dogsitting for my parents this weekend

Hey what the fuck

My quick opinion on the #minecraftmovie No spoilers youtu.be/8F9g5_uG8Qc

The world needs an extra day between Saturday and Sunday

Yesterday I submitted my novel to the copyright office so that I could have full protections when I publish it. It feels unreal to finally be done. I’m only a few months, my Body-horror/Superhero novel #Bloodwhip will be available for purchase on Amazon #Booksky