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ohhh is it dot social because this app is for Social Butterflies :) 🦋

BSKY TIPS #31: get the most out of your account this halloween by changing your display name to a seasonally appropriate phrase, such as "in 10 minutes your lights will go out"

Surprise - I was the Creative Director on those Kaiser Permanente ads with the Gorillaz song. Excited for you all to see what else we've been cooking up!

just woke from nightmare that i couldnt walk to store for snacks bc "The Running Of The Zebras" was happening

(at brunch with bart instead of the $500k, was handed the phone to moe's tavern without prep time) uuuuuuhhh prank call for Seymour Anus ? 🤭

do you think the animal most snoopy per capita could be anything not dog?

Do you think the suits behind those Geico ads have any idea they’re creating a laugh riot

google search has been enshittified beyond repair

David Grinch: if you forget a plot to steal christmas you love, it's a horror. you just want to commit whoicide

call me kevin o'leary the way im spinning the hissing of summer lawns

when kae sent me an early version of "foole's world" ages ago i was blown away by its visuals and writing quality and now that it's available to download (for free! and it's only ~an hour long!) you can be too

Guy who doesn't know the word comedy: I think I'm in the mood for a you laugh you lose movie

theyre called heirloom tomatoes bc they look like theyve languished at grandma's house for a while

it's their birthday

at the point of editing this video where i have to track down the "funniest" 1994 northridge earthquake news coverage

need list to say,

dreamt i was buyin stuff on The Wayback Machine for pre-inflation prices and the cops knocked on my door for Fraud

dreaming of the old west... envisioning a bad m'erf'er who puts cigs out on Cactuses

brevity is the soul of wit which is why im juggling three bad 2hr long projects instead of one bad 6hr long project

a bounty of theoretical found media has pulled into the loading dock of my mind palace

(over ambient n64 zelda gameplay) are there animals that like peace and animals that like war?

what are your absolute favorite simpsons episodes. i need to know how the zeitgeist has changed and also which of you are Safe to fw

oh sorry, if you didn't want to see posts like that you can mute #clutsky

they said they wanted their bsky "clean, observational. plain text. no parentheticals, no hypotheticals, no ellipses, no quotations, no asterisks." heh. but officer...

who else up watching they pots so that they may boil #potwatch Eyes On The Prize Folks

waking up to a tearstained pillow after dreaming abt petting caribou, elk, indian hog deer, various

developing theory that the one true binary that fundamentally separates people is whether they think Intercourse, PA or Mechanicsburg, PA is funnier

HOLY SHIT!!! Guys, I just let my frozen pizza sit and cool down a bit before biting into it. Didn't burn my mouth at all! Seriously, you guys HAVE to try this!!! -Mike

overheard while watching sunset from gasworks park hilltop: tech guy on segway telling his friend Bro I Told You I Don't Want To Stand On A Slope . Come Back Up I Can't Do That Incline

i will not be making any posts or funny jokes tmrw as a jester of solidarity with striking workers some where

if you can't handle me at my al jean you don't deserve me at my bill oakley

king’s hawaiian roll + balsamic vinegar + spicy colby jack + basil garlic monterey jack + chicken breast + pepper + thin apple slice + friends = fun #Sponsored #ByApples