SomecallmeJohnny

In 2002, Samus finally entered the 3D landscape. And so did the Metroids. And the Space Pirates. And Ridley—fuck, everyone's here. Time for another mission. Let's look back on the original Metroid Prime! Link: youtu.be/qRSlTs4GVvg

After watching your review I saw this at my local video game store and wanted to give it a try. So far it’s been fun playing!

Ugly ass AI font. You all know the one.

Halloweenfest is upon us again! We're kicking things off with some Dead By Daylight! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpr4...

I don't know what you mean. Clearly I was recording in Dark Aether.

Sadly I won't have time to play Belmont's Curse just yet because I'm editing this bitch of a Metroid Prime video which is looking 40+ minutes long because I couldn't stop yapping about specific stuff. I fear the eventual Prime 2 revisit.

Oh I will most definitely do a proper Versus video on FFXIV when I get there, and even though I won't cover everything in just one video, I'm going to have a metric-shit-ton to talk about.

Welp. Here we are. youtu.be/t5tR6mAu3t8?...

No matter how many times you fall, you pick yourself back up. But sometimes you fall awkwardly and twist something and that hurts, so don’t do that. Fall correctly.

October 24th. a MARIO PARTY SOUL LINK. 4 Teams, 2 Simultaneous Games, SCORES COMBINED. for CHOP @extralife4kids.bsky.social @protonjon.bsky.social @zoomzike.bsky.social @somecallmejohnny.com @pyrrhickong.bsky.social @unclesilver.bsky.social @slimkirby.bsky.social @blazehenry1.bsky.social

Uh oh.

Dawntrail Recap.

The original plan was to cram all three into one video, but I decided against it because the notion of doing that is frankly exhausting. I'm redoing them all individually, but the plan for now is the original. Really, really hoping 2 and 3 get remastered one day.

Just wanted to say as I'm working on the Versus video for Metroid Prime, I'm surprised how well this ended up doing in a week's time. I know part of it is just because we're in the hype cycle for Ravenous, but I'm thankful more people watched this than I was expecting. Thank you, sincerely.

Over the weekend, I wrapped up an expansion wide story I've created with my FFXIV characters, using a shit load of g-poses throughout the last two years. It's something I'd like to share eventually with everyone, but I just wanted to show some of my favorites screens I took with no context. #FFXIV

Over the weekend, I wrapped up an expansion wide story I've created with my FFXIV characters, using a shit load of g-poses throughout the last two years. It's something I'd like to share eventually with everyone, but I just wanted to show some of my favorites screens I took with no context. #FFXIV

To @thesgb.bsky.social I never saw anyone make a edit of this underrated bit, so I made it myself.

Fuck you, but you're right.

Was looking through old clips and felt inspired. @somecallmejohnny.com @goodkinglinky.bsky.social @blazehenry1.bsky.social

Metroid turned 40 this year, so I'm celebrating with a couple of Metroid videos. First up is a review of the fan-made demake of the first Prime game: Metroid Prime Origins. It's free, and everyone likes free, but is it worth your time? Yeah. Link: youtu.be/XMoE8Jo5jKs

Metroid turned 40 this year, so I'm celebrating with a couple of Metroid videos. First up is a review of the fan-made demake of the first Prime game: Metroid Prime Origins. It's free, and everyone likes free, but is it worth your time? Yeah. Link: youtu.be/XMoE8Jo5jKs

I had to think about this for a while, and I sincerely think my answer is Final Fantasy VI. This game was my life in the mid-to-late 90s and engrossed me more than anything I've played at that point. I've been playing games as far back as 1992 (as far as I can remember), but this one changed me.

Had a depressive rut the past couple of weeks, but I'm back on the main feed in the next few days. #EditingThoughts

The funny thing is if I reviewed it today, I'd still defame the fuck out of him, but it'd be done with less "Angry YouTuber" of that era.

more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman

@somecallmejohnny.com whenever there's Metroid

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Collectively, I think OoT Remake looks perfectly fine, I'm just not sold on the updated character designs, Link being the major culprit. He's very busy, and his face looks like a porcelain doll. It's something I'm gonna notice less of when I start playing, but I think it could've been better.

I do hate that everyone is like “wow the oot remake looks like genAI” like you can just say it looks bad without pissing and shitting on a bunch of actual devs and artists

you already know what's coming

I cant see red bananas without thinking of this bit from @somecallmejohnny.com 's DK64 review

chus I made during the last month

Not mentioning something in a review doesn’t mean I didn’t like it. Sometimes I just fucking forget lol.

If you see news of a StarFox SNES PC port. Kindly ignore it. It's another Slopcomp job and for extra spice, Kadowontu (Creator of StarFox EX) has admitted in broad daylight to not only using AI, but is also using the stolen source code from the gigaleaks & also stealing credit from others work.

You ever just find that glamour combo that makes you go "Hell yeah." #FFXIV

2026年9月のイラスト〜🎨 深淵から現れた、この奇妙なハリモグラたちは一体何者なのか？ 「トワイライト・スペース」から直々にやってきた、ナックルズ・ツインズだ！✊ ♊ 一人はビートニク、☕ もう一人はラスタファリアンという出で立ち！ 🇯🇲 あまり大したことはしていないみたいですね… 😔

Fuck, this hurts. Tim Curry’s filmography was one of the first to show me that if you truly appreciated the craft, you could be anything. Rest in Peace, Tim Curry.

Wario shakes things violently for personal gain. There hasn't been a new Wario Land since this adventure. Make of that what you will. Let's look at Wario Land: Shake It for the Nintendo Wii! A big thanks to @thehauntedarcade.bsky.social for co-editing this with me. Link: youtu.be/FKoGg5owXb8

Wake up, babe, new SomecallmeJohnny gif dropped

Wario shakes things violently for personal gain. There hasn't been a new Wario Land since this adventure. Make of that what you will. Let's look at Wario Land: Shake It for the Nintendo Wii! A big thanks to @thehauntedarcade.bsky.social for co-editing this with me. Link: youtu.be/FKoGg5owXb8

What the Hell was this. Okay, I know it's Wario: Master of Disguise for the Nintendo DS, but...what IS it? Link: youtu.be/8Zp7NHf1ASg

What the Hell was this. Okay, I know it's Wario: Master of Disguise for the Nintendo DS, but...what IS it? Link: youtu.be/8Zp7NHf1ASg

What a fucking tragedy, man.