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HIV can, with modern medicine, be a chronic health condition and not a death sentence.

Guys, the Coalition in Rifts are baddies, we absolutely do not need to make Dog Boys.

Just to clarify, Ben Franklin went to a special place- Syphillis Heaven, and so your chances of meeting him are predicated on some very specific criteria.

This might be the funniest home opener I have attended #RipCity #Trailblazers

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas for Tax Purposes

“Klaatu Barada Nikto!”

My wife, watching a stein holding competition at an Oktoberfest: “I love this, because I love watching people struggle” #Oktoberfest

Typical Portland lunch #pdx #food

What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times? #HATM

Starshit troopers

Starting a First Amendment Legal Conference / Music Festival “SlantsCon”

“Droids, Dabo, and Trade Deficits: How illicit markets and gambling syndicates led to clone warfare.”

Medford, Or being a named city on the map is 🧑‍🍳💋

You have one discussion about the work of @chucktingle.bsky.social and they ban you from the patio.

Yeah, beer is great and all, but real insiders know that the best part of Oktoberfest is watching toddlers dance along to “Fliegerlied”

He’s not looking at them, he is snorting them.

Canonical proof that Che Guevara was the Alpharius Omegon of the 20th century

Inspired by the Starship Troopers Uniform?

[Exit Queen.]

To more effectively harm transgender kids, the administration has played the reverse uni card and forced sex change operations on cis kids everywhere, making trans kids sick with jealousy

The American consumer is able to make informed choices for their kids, and that’s why the choose only the fruit bars that have partnered with the high quality broken glass provided by Mainway, Inc, as tasted in “Bag O’glass”

Not gonna lie, it kinda hurts that the music we would play during Vampire: The Masquerade campaigns is now ironically played in cocktail bars around town.

I feel like adults need to get more of their food arranged like smiley faces. Preschoolers cannot monopolize the joy of eating.

From Türkiye with Lunch

“I don’t want Fop, I’m a Cocaine Carl creature!”

The cure to male loneliness crisis sending young men on journeys. You used to be bundled off on an expedition with a 20% chance of killing you and a 20% of making you see or do horrors. You’d come back and write a cryptic journal and drink heavily. Can’t do this anymore, because of woke.

People assume it is human meat, but honestly that was only novel for RFK when he was in his forties. Now he utilizes the machinery of the state to locate and capture the final specimens of a species for a monthly “extinction level event” dinner club.

“You should be much more obese for how high your BMI is”

After touring congress I discovered a dead mouse. DC is a city of metaphors.

Land of the free

Every reference to RFK Jr starts quiet rounds of snickers in the crowd

Heather Hauck, Associate Administrator for HRSA HAB, is doing the hard work of emceeing- crowd laughs after she mentions that we are working towards MAHA goals, and laughs VERY loud when she announces RFK Jr will be joining us by video.