Brad Myers

Tyler from Spartanburg getting warmed up

Tree Gump

They never even spent the god damn Jurrickson Profar money.

(Cue the old Deadsping C-roll stash)

White Hot Ghost Peppers

Coming soon to Chapel Hil . . .

I invite anyone who thinks that people used to be so much smarter to go watch a few episodes of the Barker years "The Price Is Right" on Pluto and watch those people try to get off contestant's row. Grandma and Grandpa were almost too stupid to breathe.

Now hold up one second

I miss John Blackthorne impressions

I don't even need the musical acts. They had me at "Chris Sabo."

Dr. Doug Murphy in Scrubs, where they just gave up and assigned him to the morgue.

When parents said they'd give you something to cry about, they were secretly talking about a dystopian, disease-ridden future with no middle class.

Braves fans, It's going to one hell of a day today

Let's bright side this Profar thing. That's an extra 7 million dollars that just dropped in AA's lap for him not to spend on upgrading the roster