Charli ❤️‍🔥

my little sister is the coolest she’s on an official homestuck album 🥺 we’ve come so far…. remembering forcing my dad to listen to homestuck albums in the car on the way home from school with her

who gives a fuck about my job my sister IS homestuck now

she is no longer immune to firing those of us that have spoken to our manager about her have been asked if we would like to file official complaints

i miss having edgy title text for social media/blog titles i miss lyric posting. how am i meant to express who i am to the internet if i can’t brand myself with the lyrics to headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet

i gotta get back into drawing man. fr drawing not technical and croquis drawing for work ya know

okay so you just want me to kill myself i get it

everyone stop sneezing and coughing near me i have job and i need to go do it so i can buy him for precious treasies

old men should die

saw the decrepit ceo who’s one bad fall away from shattering into a million pieces with his 30 something girlfriend at the work party. now some old fuck on his way back from wimbledon with his wife keeps looking at me. burn in hellfire

despite her violent words towards me and constant accusations of grandma taste my boss has said she values my opinion on design matters

ummm cyyyam on engleeend or something

oh noooooo what a shameee

ummm cyyyam on engleeend or something

in noise cancelling headphones so i didnt hear the earth shattering roar that no doubt overtook the entire nation

ummm cyyyam on engleeend or something

my coworker has the incredible and uncanny ability to make every task 300x longer and harder for everyone else than it needs to be

her superpowers are pedantry timewasting and playing the blame game but she also has immunity to getting fired somehow. she’s scraped through 3 performance reviews so far by the skin of her teeth

holy SHIT we got catholic schism 2 launching today