puke (was almost in Priscilla)

Grok, generate Natasha Bedingfield playing volleyball.

And all I can think of is… what if it was me? What if i was the one who won the Ethan Klein Fuck A Fan Contest…?

Anyone else think Tom ate on this one

There is basically no chance we win. We are going up against four of the most popular streamers on the platform, including a guy who is like a top 5 most famous person in the entire world. However: "It would be funny if we won." Go here to vote: thestreamerawards.com/vote?categor... #VoteForDVDWeek

Listen pal. I don’t know what’s most watched on Netflix. I don’t know the newest viral trends… but I do know that Drake should collab with the U.S Army and Birkenstocks to create a simply nasty hip-hop combat boot

Guy who chooses the photo on textbooks: “Yeah… 7th grade math needs a big ol’ bobcat”

Grok, please add many piercings and tattoos to this photo of Peter Gabriel. Please add eyebrow piercings, earrings, etc. Tongue rings. Neck tattoos, forehead tattoos, dermal piercings. Grok, give Peter Gabriel more piercings.

Fuck there’s only 9 left of this picture

Just remember: someone else’s success in your field is representative of you. You’re doing something wrong! They figured it out, and you didn’t.

One of my dreams growing up was to find out one of my teachers was a secret genius. Maybe a science teacher who’s bionic and helps catch bad guys using robo-sight. And they’re my science teacher by day

Just watched Patch Adams condensed into a 3 minute instagram reel

I hate people who are misunderstood. Maybe if you were less bizarre, people would be nicer to you

As someone who lives in Radical Highway, this is great news!

Wait… Usher from The Faculty (1998) sings!?!?

Yup. In this episode, I say a whole bunch of bullshit

TTC announcements just said a special constable is on duty at the next station… woot woot! I feel safer already!!

No streams rest of the week 💔Computer in hospital

stream dont work sorry

Checking out Paranormal Home Inspectors, a very Toronto TV show www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

TWOAPW #262: QUEEN FOR A DAY was an evil show that exploited women's suffering to get to the top of the ratings. But at least it was entertaining, right? Wrong! @slowpuke.bsky.social joined us to investigate this relic. The ur-text of reality tv

trying to decide a halloween costume

stream died lol back now

Playing Scooby Doo for Gamecube www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

imagine being the doordasher who delivers the inmates last meal…….

I’m straming Silent Hill For www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

She’s crankin these out on a daily basis

i’d just name the article “happy birthday gwen stefani” but hey, maybe the mystery is part of it

u ever see an establishment with boarded up windows that makes no sense… like damn who tried to break into the Ghost Kitchen

i’m drinking wine thats hard anf flavoured

my god dude i fuckin love peter griffin man hes so awesome. just think about it for a second like hes the best

The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch

Really love these two

Me as an English language teacher for adults: Now, if you’re talking to someone you do not like very much, and they are telling you a sad story that you don’t care about, you say “that’s crazy.” Shake your head, too. Now repeat after me: “that’s crazy”

I know I’m funny af, but that’s just the veneer glued on what is frankly a deeply nuanced person with complex emotions. That’s on tea, mama.

COLLINP1.BMF

There really is a post for everybody

gen z true crime doc names would be sum shit like The Killer Unc……

Poop drops out of Ed Sheeran’s ass