Alex

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

Minor potentate so charmed by a mechanical bird whose movement and song is so lifelike that they demand the bird or else have a tradesperson executed is a beautiful story thst echoes through time.

Alex Hern's entire job is to read press releases from AI companies and uncritically repost their talking points, never questioning their narratives at all.

I know you're not supposed to think too hard about children movies' lore but there definitely was a mouse/cat version of 9/11 in The American Tail universe, right?

For example, here's a former Remedy Dev who has been invaluable in the PC modding scene with his tools, Luma+RenoDX which adds accurate HDR and tons of other features (like injecting DLSS) into many games.

who will run and finance the Lingerie Football League now?!?!?

All of these articles about vibecoded decomp games are only making Reddit like AI more because it's the jingling keys app. Kinda makes me wonder if that's the entire point of writing articles about vibe-coded decomps that can't even manage to launch.

every single liberal currents writer can blow it out of their ass

You see, if you're a TV star and a rapist, you should get cancelled, but if you're a YouTube essayist rapist with smart lights and good editing, that's different. He's definitely not just playing a character at all! Parasociality IS good and we should never interrogate our viewing habits!

Archie after dinner and with no dignity

please do not take job advice from podcasters but especially podcasters who have not had a legitimate job interview in the last 30 years if they ever had one at all

Google is twisting the knife for all pixel owners by spending the last 2 years putting in useless AI features and now they're bundling in a harry potter marketing campaign in a system update. I was gonna wait for my contract to expire to switch to iOS but oh my god they must really want me gone

burning Tilly Norwood to a CD and distributing her at bootleg DVD markets

so are they ever gonna work on the stability of this app and the servers or what

Leaving aside the fact that he's a moron, Aaron Rodericks' hair looks like shit.

This guy is getting so mad at a woman who produces YouTube videos that teaches literal babies how to form language lmao. Can't wait for his loser manifesto against Elmo.

My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.

mm3-6 sound effects vs mm1-2 sound effects

bluesky should really start investing in server infrastructure instead of Claude tokens

looking forward to the next ffxiv expansion just so I can have a different leitmotif stuck in my head for 2+ years

the handful of people who are constantly the topic of conversation about their smug posts on here are, without fail, deliberate provocateurs with unpleasant attitudes and even less pleasant faces. the only thing dumber than fighting with them is defending them from attacks

STL pizza is fine and just a flatcrust alternative combination to the standard 3-cheese-blend that 90% of pizza places offer anyway

mike masnick said one notable thing one time and we've been paying for it every since

His name is Reacher and he dances on the sand

welcome new followers from that starter pack. Prepare to be incredibly disappointed

I understand that science is allowed to have whimsy but I'm just not sure naming this 'Dog Vomit Slime Mold' is really fair to the slime mold community.

There are exactly two lighting configurations on TV now, it's full LED enclosed soundstage or a bunch of 12x12 scrims and it's color graded to 2200K.