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I just wrote a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social letter: Tell Congress: Pass the Bipartisan Motion Picture, Television, and Entertainment Revitalization Act (MPTERA). Write one here: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...

Using #mayonnaise instead of #butter makes a superior #grilledcheese, and I will fight you on this.

It appears that the #ritual for #lichdom had unintended results for #MitchMcConnell

I just wanted to make sure everyone knew that @bucees.bsky.social can go fuck itself. Greedy, litigious, assholes. nsjonline.com/article/2026... Donate to Beaver's mini mart legal fees here: www.gofundme.com/f/help-save-...

My favorite thing about the Wireless at work is that connecting to it actually destroys whatever data connection you had previously working.

It's March 21st and you all know what that means: Have a Great Purge Night #TooOnTheNose

Sign that your partner moved in with their own #GoogleHome stuff: Half the devices are named after characters from the @greatdismal.bsky.social novel #Neuromancer The other half are named after characters from #SexInTheCity

Those of you that did not watch the Thursday Night Football post game tonight missed QUALITY TELEVISION.

ENOUGH with #Grinch commercials. #ENOUGH

Watching #TNF. There's a commercial for some protein drink. The commercial ends with a voiceover of a mixed group of actors chanting: MILK THE PROTEIN MILK THE PROTEIN MILK THE PROTEIN MILK THE PROTEIN That ad agency is either clueless or edgy as fuck

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

@dancarlin.bsky.social : What a treat to see you back in my actively updating podcasts. Thank you.

Oh, just doin' some rewriting of history, nothing to worry about. www.axios.com/local/salt-l... Jerks.

I think I just figured it out: The #DOGE kids are basically playing a #TTRPG version of "run the government", not realizing that this is all actually real. And their #DM fucking sucks.

Hey @3d6downtheline.com, I finally caught up from the beginning and now waiting for the latest post so your players can make me crazy is BRUTAL. ❤️ you all. Keep bringing it. (Even Dave.)

Check out this song called Children Lost from our album Enough is Enough, which will be available everywhere tomorrow. #punk #resist youtu.be/q-YYZi-xJ6g?... Please also check out these links for efforts to prevent school shootings: sandyhookpromise.org americanprogress.org

I've realized all of these #NFL players thank #God for this #gift because it's like they were personally chosen, as opposed to: "The #randomness of the #universe gave me great #genetics, and even more randomness allowed me to get here. Thank you, uncaring universe."

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@intuitcreditkarma.bsky.social , Stop trying to force me to download your app when I login. You wanna lose users? Because that's how you lose users. -Us

The post game antics of angry #ChicagoBears fans is cracking me the hell up. @chicagobearsobs.bsky.social

The players in @3d6dtl.bsky.social dungeon crawl like a group of toddlers that just downed a gallon of espresso.

I'd like to congragualte the #designer of my #earbuds for not only creating an ergonomically fantastic device, but for also creating a shape that can turn the #kineticenergy from a 3 foot drop into the ability to shoot across the floor at 100 mph into the ramdomly hardest place to find it. #Bravo