El Lobo sín Pantalones

Something about a sack on 4th & 10.

I worry about my alcohol/drug consumption until I’m high enough to not care.

So Chargers gonna start up the Firing machine after this or wut.

You can see everything for tax purposes.

I wonder if this Pittsburgh bar has any Piñata Protest on the jukebox?

The Make-a-Wish foundation just granted Todd Bowles 1 more month of employment!

Yo, the Cowboys are ASS

The Make-A-Wish Foundation is making some Tampa Bay dreams come true tonight.

In discussing the 80s show You Can’t Do That on Television, not enough attention is paid to the fact that hostess Moose had ASS.

I have love for a lot of the folks involved with the Athletic watch party streams — but 71 people watching? Yah that shit is dead man walking.

Dear god who does not exist, if you work your Devine will to help the Raiders beat the Chiefs I will pledge to be a bit less militant in my denial of your existence for an hour or so.

There is a very funny joke where I reference the Game of Thrones “I want her to know it was me” Meme but with Diana Russini bottom text

FREE PALESTINE

TFW when you don’t know if you love Underscores or Black Sabbath more.

FUJINOKAWA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

URA!!!!! YES!!!

Is anybody goin to San Antone?

The Curse of Ted Cruz takes another victim!

Yo threads (the social media app) is some BULLSHIT.

Mi vida 2026.

If Count Binface beats walking c*nt Nigel Farage I will give up alcohol.

Everything scary in the Backrooms is capitalism.

TFW you realize that your moral compass is trued to Stephen King’s Pet Sematary.

The only thing that “ private-public partnership” means is that there are TWO groups of people to send to the guillotine.

The 2014 Spurs were one of the most beautiful teams, but it has to be said FUCK KAWHI AND FUCK UNCLE DENNIS. #Spurs #PorVida

Is Rosé the Ringo of Blackpink?

My two favorite wrestlers had a phenomenal July basho!!!! #sumo #aonishki #fujinokawa

It’s over. Never speak to me of “the Beautiful Game” again.

There are no rules on the NFL that are as pointlessly fucking stupid as offsides in soccer.

Of course it was offside. Soccer sux. FIFA sux. I’m sorry for ever straying, Roger Goddell.

OH THANK CHRIST

Every argument for soccer being superior to American football is being refuted before our eyes.

Hot ref is really pushing his chances.

Ok when the Super Bowl is ass, it’s usually because the score is 46-3.

Can the Hot Ref save us from this?

Continuing to watch this game is like a real life example of the sunk cost fallacy. #fifa #worldcup2026 #sucks

This halftime makes me nostalgic for Up With People. #fifa #halftime #ass #worldcup2026

Messi has a Hapsburg chin.

WEMBY SIGHTING!!!