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JD Vance voted "most likely to wear leggings and piss himself so his wife can watch and finger herself" 😲

came up with a star wars character he's called Humanga Sloice

Had a super realistic dream that I was in a reality TV show hosted by strongman Eddie Hall and we had to bring in food for the first episode and he wasn't happy with what food we brought in and he was shouting at us and then I killed him from behind with a hammer and I was crying as I did it

Lula Goes HARD

Lula should immediately have a drug cartel sieze mark zuckerberg and give the people funky town 2

Imagine Ethan Klein huffing and puffing on top of you and then he has to hit the anti slur button

what if the person Ethan Klein cheated with is pregnance

What if your penis frenulum grew #spikes on it

you all see it right

No arrests by UK police yet over turning point UK arranging a terrorist attack with a hitman recorded on a hidden camera, but they did make sure to arrest a 15 year old for editing a politicians face to have rabbit ears and teeth

My doctor said I was caked up

You're laughing but they just created 1 million Hila Klein's

Do you think the person Ethan klein cheated with got a glimpse of the tattoo when they were doing it

Melania trump - "vlodimir- pleece make a stop on the war, pleece make a ending for roosha and the ukray-" Putin (teary eyed) - "perhops we hav maek enough-"

The H3 cheating thing isn't all bad because look at it this way, atleast now their kids will now be getting two lots of dog shit to get sick from

LIMBIC SYSTEM - The fight? There is no fight. The fight is over -- it was lost. A thousand years ago. You have laid here forever. Keep falling. Deeper... take the door.

Its very funny that all of trump's rallies have a voiceover like "he was chosen by god to lead USA to a Christian paradise, bleeding red white and blue and suffering for the lord's cause, he spends every day working for you" and then they introduce JD Vance and it's just like here is jd vance

"Andy Burnham how do you plan to address the loss of all but 100,000 jobs available to humans?" Andy Burnham - "let me be really clear as a northerner who likes the smiths and guitar because I'm from the north, we've no idea-"

I'm only calling it pumpkinfruit from now on how about that

I have one of the main menu soundtracks for a sega bass fishing game engrained into my mind because when I was younger I went on a proper bender and for some reason it was on my TV in the morning and I couldn't get out of bed to turn it off for like 12 hours

Even though leftists reasonably and justifiably despise the democrats, they should get out and vote for them anyway because the stress of losing will kill trump and I think deep down inside you really want that, imagine how funny it would be

Got into bed and I was so cosy but then I realised my phone was at the other end of the room and even though I wouldn't need it and I was gonna go to sleep anyway I need it next to me for comfort and now im telling my friends all about it on da computer

Do you think sub zero from mortal kombat ever sees snow men and wants to fuck them

TPUK's leader is now on hidden camera arranging a meetup with a literal hitman to commit a murder and there hasn't been any arrests yet because they're not holding placards or attending a silent protest which ofcourse is the real terrorism!

Its honestly so wild that we got the president suffering publicly with 'gay dementia' just before GTA 6, another year and he'll be undressing himself in public

Something I like to do online which is fun for pretty much anyone to do is when you see someone in the military saying that they served or are currently serving you just reply no you're not it's quite fun to do

Thinking about that old 80s TV advert for Chinese food where a family are eating it and it tastes so good they literally turn Chinese one by one

Apparently you shouldn't compare apples to oranges but you can to an extent because both are round and grow on trees so you can make that comparison that's not really a problem

Why is there no east or west Korea that's sum bullshit right there there's gotta be

When I was a kid I was at a water park with my stepdad and as we were getting changed I saw his willy and I shouted to everyone in the changing rooms "everyone look at his little willy!" It was the only time he's ever been mad at me

Trump reportedly warned NOT to post an AI generated video of himself falling from a football stadium roof and doing a super hero landing before being embraced by all the football players

Prawn on the cob

I think shrimp is probably a prawn slur

Pete Hegseth - "no beardos no weirdos! No sissies no pissies! Just this guy! Take it away private! Private:

Was about to give a clown a blow job but when I unzipped the pants a balloon flopped out and started inflating until it popped and then the clown was gone and I was covered in glitter and I'm not even gay

A serving u.s soldier did an owen heart from the roof of a football stadium and died infront of an entire stadium of onlookers and the game carried on only ten mins late

Redownloaded fallout 4 just so I could see curie again

I love when politicians recklessly terrorise their citizens with vague posting of an imminent disaster without saying what it is when they would know themselves. Also love when the army boss makes a reform-esque political speech.

Pisses me off to see european news outlets covering Elon musks hollowed out flying car fraud and not going too deep into him switching off Ukraine's starlink as European countries give Ukraine billions to defend itself. The EU should quite literally consider him an enemy combatant.

What if trump started slapping his neck pussy and it got wet

Has there ever been a movie where Jason Vorhees fights Michael Myers? I think they should make that movie if not, it would go hard. Who do you think would win?

Marjorie Taylor Greene comes out with a statement opposing the raid on Ilhan Omar before Chuck Schumer, the leader of the Democratic Party

woaowwwww elomusk sooo sugoy!!!! So cool!

This shit is the same as those hyper realistic balloon cars you see floating around Chinese warehouses on tiktok man

I don't know how Tesla can get away with putting a stripped out car on wires and a smoke machine and telling people it has anti gravity technology and can fly but only if the room is dark so you don't see the wires