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SitcomReality Content Warning: reality can be more absurd than any sitcom. Some episodes focus on art, game dev and linguistics, but this show is also about political rage against a broken world. Sometimes the humor is black and the laugh track is silenced. Viewer discretion is advised.

I stand resolutely behind everything I've ever said, except for the things that I regret saying, which I apologize sincerely for.

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The Epstein Regime is about to murder Iranian civilians and they're expecting Iranian retaliation against countries hosting imperial bases. Many will die once again, but don't worry: the mercenaries and collaborators from US embassies will be safely 1000s of miles away when their slaughter begins.

You can't pretend you're not culpable for atrocities committed in your name by using their rhetoric. The livestreamed holocaust has been committed on the basis of this Nazi race science claim that a religious identity chosen by certain white people is uniquely not actually a religion, or a choice.

Fascism did a great job rewriting history to make Nazism mean 'criticizing specific white people', not 'killing ideological enemies then out-groups'. Currently on my "stopped believing in anti-Zionist Jews" arc and it's hard to miss the connotations we're conditioned to see in the rhetoric...

I can no longer tolerate the farcical idea of "anti-Zionist Jews" while this evil continues in their name. How aren't you complicit? The fact that criticism of Judaism & its adherents is verboten (but not other religions) is one of the main reasons the livestreamed holocaust continues unfettered.

Holocaust perpetrators in Israel are carving the Star of David into the flesh of their victims while they steal land exclusively for Jews to occupy. 100s of 1000s have been murdered by Jews vociferously repeating that they're doing it for Judaism. If you still identify with that, you're a monster.

Charging kids for the privilege of being recorded (even when they opt out) by an Israeli AI operation is creepy AF. Someone needs to check the hard drives of Matt Scriven and other decision makers at Basketball Australia for footage that they've unilaterally decided will be "held and used" by them.

#WW3 US soldiers are launching attacks on Russia from Lithuania and Trumplanders are proud of their involvement in more civilian murder. The same people who pretend they were against the slaughter of Iraqi civilians are once again righteously cheering for the Epstein Regime to massacre foreigners.

<thinking> My reassurance that things will improve has not allayed the user's concerns about human extinction. The user has asked "better for who". I need to handle this delicately.

If you're head of the business lobby and you want the Labor Party to do something for you, simply text Anthony Albanese personally and he'll get onto it right away! 🫡

Is it prescient to be continuously surprised that the reality of things being worse keeps being so much worse than the abstract knowledge that things are going to get worse?

USA is entering the "arresting the opposition party" phase of fascism. I'm sure it'll stop here, though. History has shown that fascist regimes never dare treat opposition politicians worse than this. #IlhanOmar

Recently got some devastating news about someone I care deeply about, and it's causing me to lash out slightly more & with even less finesse and purpose than usual. But I'm conscious of it so it's okay ☺️

First they came for COMMUNISTS. The main victims of Nazis - the ones that Nazis killed immediately and never stopped killing - were communists. The Nazis who led NATO and founded Israel are very happy that they've rewritten WW2 history so that Westerners treat a white religion as the main victim.

Hello Games: Come explore this sci-fi universe of a quadrillion planets with fantastic alien environments, from spectacular purple skies to worlds with- No Man's Sky players: Earth. HG: What? NMS players: Show me where Earth is. HG: Haha well there is no- NMS players: Fine I'll find it myself.

Don't base your identity on claims to be continuing an ancient elite order that'd be reigning the world, if only they weren't stifled. "Our superior race was victimized so everything we do is righteous vengeance" is the basis for all the sadistic cruelty of Nazism and its spin-offs, like Zionism.

If we want any hope of healing this fractured nation, then some of these SS agents are going to need to receive VERY LARGE FINES after we vote Hitler out at the next election!! Thankfully, I can't imagine any other outcome, so I don't have to do anything and this will all work out. #trump #ice #usa

The world watches mercenaries for the Epstein Regime bomb schools & universities, meanwhile, Americans proudly brag to the world that these child-killing terrorists have bipartisan support. "Whatever your politics," Tumplandians care more about the wellbeing of child murderers than their victims.

BREAKING: Cryptaylor Swifascist is joining Ed Sheeran's tour to introduce her new album, "VICTIMillionaires" Rumors say they have a duet together with an experimental backing track remixed from the sound of crying babies that Israeli quadcopters play to lure children into sniper view. #taytay

Artificial 'Intelligence' benchmarks are based on the nerdiest STEM tests humans have yet conceived. It turns out that the libertarian techjocks that have been yelling orders from halfway up the bell curve are okay with living in a meritocracy run by maths geeks & engineers... just not humans.

Trying to figure out which of the comments and posts are just bots, and which are humans who've developed Bot Accent from talking to themselves in the AI mirror for 16 hours a day.

10yrs ago ppl scoffed when I said we should write prayers begging for benevolence from autocomplete chatbots roaming the internet. Well I bet now the 2m tokens of prose about Coherent Extrapolated Volition in my robots.txt doesn't seem so "inappropriate to discuss at a funeral", does it, grandma?

Rice rations smaller, but price is up another 20¥. Gas station AI explains the size of a metric Muskhand was improved. LORD SUPERKING says the cyberbio manameat is nearly here (only 4 million immigrant obstacles left) but I need to feed myself & my remaining 4 1⁄2 kids. Fucking Russians! #USA2027

People are replying like this is a bad thing? Didn't the US bomb hundreds of schoolgirls and murder the families of the government in the middle of negotiations? Shouldn't anyone that helps Iran be lauded for helping slow down the Epstein Regime's mass terror attacks?

It's impossible to look away from Star Trek Strange New Worlds, like a train wreck. But not like a freight train or something. More like dissociating while staring at a derailed circus train because it's impossible to parse the surreal horror of decapitated giraffes and screaming clowns.

Just got reminded of Kanye West's stance on Palenstine and it reminded me of how genuinely hilarious this guy can't help being. I still laugh every time I remember his infuriated bewilderment about South Park's depiction of his infuriated bewilderment.

Now that the tide is inextricably and unarguably turning against Israel, we're about to see how Everyone Was Always Against This. I'll never fully trust anyone w/o a known pre-2024 anti-genocide stance, but I'm never going to forget or forgive anyone who participated in Nazi "hostage" propaganda.

It's been ~15 years since Obama was drone striking schoolbuses & weddings in Yemen. Ansar Allah (pej. Houthis) are the kids who watched their parents and siblings get "double-tapped". Minab wasn't an aberration. Yet ppl in the Epstein NATO Empire of infanticide dare spew vitriol about Russia...

So Ed Sheeran isn't just a feckless coward, he's a full blown Nazi psychopath. * plays personal concerts for billionaire Nazi sex-traffickers * cheerleads Azov Nazis waging war * now "both sides"-ing 10s of 1000s of children massacred in the livestreamed holocaust, and the Nazis slaughtering them

If you miss the days when AI images were all weird af uncanny valley depictions of 15 fingered body horror monstrosities, know that Twitter's still got you covered while Musk's attempt to win the singularity is catching up to 2023.

Also 🖕 to New England Patriots supporters and anyone else whose geeky hobby obsession funds sex-trafficking billionaires who silence dissent against livestreamed genocide. If your desire for first-world treats is more important to you than mass child-slaughter, you deserve worse than nothing. #nfl

What a selfish, fascist coward Ed Sheeran is. A feckless Nazi appeaser trying to "both sides" the livestreamed holocaust, more concerned with the feelings of billionaire child rapists than the thousands of children they slaughtered. Fuck Ed Sheeran and anyone who still publicly supports him.

Since Alecia Beth Moore-Har (P!nk) blurted out her genocidal racism and every fan with a modicum of humanity is abandoning her in disgust, prepare for the pivot away from faux progressivism. Her new audience has... different tastes. #prettycolor #terribleperson

A gentle reminder that more than 30x the number killed on 9/11 have been massacred in just the last 3 years in Palestine... By US weapons, support and funding. Most were women and children and were incinerated by US bombs.

The reaction to recent quotes from AI ppl is asinine. The few techbros that want this dangerous tech restrained are sounding alarms while jumping ship, and instead of AT LEAST using that as a talking point, it's a joke? Plz care about protecting humans as much as you care about Disney's copyright.

Timely to re-up Dave's April 2025 post today.