Brent Sirviö

Past is prelude. There's a reason Trump's been building resorts in non-extradition countries.

The Brewers are one win away from a world championship.

Big Rhinelander, the Ballai Lama?

Let’s get weird. The Milwaukee Brewers are one win away from a world championship.

I suppose it’s a good thing they weren’t doing Stand Up 2 Cancer tonight

#Brewers

It’s over.

Interesting that they send these out a week before the midterms. Also notable: using a template that hasn't been meaningfully updated in six years.

Great job, Wausau.

Shouldn’t the Republicans be more concerned that there is another Republican on the ballot other than Dan J. Sullivan? Meanwhile, Alaskans have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Sal Frelick didn't happen in a vacuum.

The Rays can’t start Freddy Peralta Monday. …right? Kevin Cash painted his club into a corner. Just like Stammen and Dave Roberts before him.

Joe Davis credibly suggested that the umpires play Calvinball with the home plate collision rules. The clause is literally IN the rulebook.

Stefon voice: This game has everything #WorldSeries

ITALIAN SAUSAGE ON THE MENU BOYS

Is Kevin Cash just a beardless Joe Maddon?

A TOOTBLAN for the ages!

A prediction market ad about people willing to cheat to get things right is about as devoid of shame as possible.

LIMU EMUUUUUUUUU and Tuck

Good gawd almighty. Three more wins. Preferably not like that.

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Your Milwaukee Brewers

Garrett Cleavinger looks like a dude who does open mic nights at a country bar out past Ixonia. Even has the name for it.

Ashby is our Andrew Miller, Middle Innings Executioner™️.

More like Junior El Camino, amirite

Bill with the seed. No, a molecule.

That was a very un-Brewersy inning. Except there have been a lot of these this year.

HAPPY DAYS?!? FRICKING HAPPY DAYS???

Ah yes, a tradition almost as old as the Fall Classic: the most unappetizing closeups of unappetizing Applebee’s entrees

If I wanted three hours of filler and video packages, I’d watch Raw. Seriously.

Old school baseball!1 But first, 5782885771038384 video packages #WorldSeries

It’s a warm Friday night in late October and the Milwaukee Brewers are about to play in a World Series. This feels good.

The height of irresponsibility. Or perhaps the point. Destroy everything that isn't AI-powered would be uncomfortably on-brand for these clowns.

We play World Series baseball tonight.

“The details of the inquiry remain unclear” No, I think they’re very clear. He’s the easiest pawn to sacrifice to make this corrupt to the core administration look remotely credible. It’s not working, especially since we know this inquiry will disappear after the midterms, but still.

Brewers could generate all the good mojo by coming out of the clubhouse tonight in full ‘82 gear. Manfred would never allow it, but still.

Happy Brewers World Series Day to all who celebrate.

Even Branson, Missouri reached a point where they realized the other Osmond brother and all the other nostalgia acts were unsustainable.

This “literal coup” is literally January 6. Seditionists. Confederates. Traitors.

“Sir, Richard Petty would like to speak at your rally tonight.” “…camel, lion, tomato, bear…ooh, bear…” “Sir?” “Who?” “Richard Petty.” “Who the [expletives deleted] is Robert Patty?” “RICHARD PETTY. The racing legend?” “Racist, you say? Bring him up!”

Getting nothing never sounded so good.