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fixed my address which is @simplebrute.cryptoanarchy.network now

I'm using the wrong protocol, gonna delete this as soon as I figure out how to transfer this account

I'm switching over to blacksky via @simplebrute.blacksky.app

it's kinda messing me up that this movie is almost 20 years old now. it's not nearly as bad as when we all realized Nevermind was 20 years old in 2012, but I can feel it all in my knees

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

I had successfully talked myself out of getting a stupid tech watch but I just woke up and have no idea what time I fell asleep and I keep telling myself a tech watch would tell me

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

i've been going thru the four stages of grief with macklemore and i've reached the fourth, acceptance: the left finally has its kid rock.

I’m really trying not to go for cheap heat on here but you can write off any politician that does not support trans rights without equivocating because it’s the morally correct thing to do and additionally because it means they’re not above selling anyone out.

I'm no political expert but if I was a member of a oppositional party right now I'd be hammering the idea of unitary executive theory with facts about actual current living conditions. I'd build a coffin with copies of Project 2025 binders

I'm no political expert but if I was a member of a oppositional party right now I'd be hammering the idea of unitary executive theory with facts about actual current living conditions. I'd build a coffin with copies of Project 2025 binders

somehow I messed up my coffee in the moka pot. it's like the most simple way to make coffee and I only got half of it brewed

I still wish he'd Mackle less

Madeline, let's roll

I think if Macklemore keeps doing right by people, they might stop calling him Mackle More and starting calling him Mack le More like he wanted people to do in the first place

sitting on my couch on a rainy morning, drinking coffee and realizing I started looking for this in 2018. back then all I wanted was to not have roommates in my 40s. in those 8 years I've seen pretty much seen the whole country and yet still came back to where I started

soup's on!

my favorite Charlie Kirk fact is one of Turning Point USA's first financial backers, Foster Friess, had funded Rick Santorum's Senate career

me and the boys knocking on the door of the TOS looking like The Purge for Kirkmass

the creative impulse to want to write the novelization of the song Pen I S Mall

it's strange how no political commenters are drawling connections between the rise of far right parties around the world being downstream of the global war on terror and the failure of center left parties to confront such a rise because they're preoccupied with policing those to their left

so the AfD surged in the elections because Germany's Kentucky bought into their Lost Cause myth (minus the sparkling antisemitism) that migrants <<unsere Aufgaben hat tooken>> and everyone in Europe is rattled because *tank tread trauma response*

I think my favorite thing about the irreverence from the political murder of Charlie Kirk is that his death is so put upon by his supporters and it's made everything so cartoonish. Kirk's only contribution to the conservative project was being a less nasally Ben Shapiro

if you make someone laugh when you say something embarrassing, you're breaking even

somebody please talk me out of buying a sword from a truck stop knife store

in high school I had a friend who had a t shirt with an image of Jimi Hendrix. there were sensors behind the shirt if pressed played a section of Purple Haze. he was showing it to one of the teachers in class and the teacher laughed and asked "do you have a shirt that does your homework?"

in high school I had a friend who had a t shirt with an image of Jimi Hendrix. there were sensors behind the shirt if pressed played a section of Purple Haze. he was showing it to one of the teachers in class and the teacher laughed and asked "do you have a shirt that does your homework?"

technically every body of water in the western hemisphere is Lake America

"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.

"computah, show me a bunch of posts from Americans talking about the Chinese government, pretending like they haven't learned about it from Wikipedia articles... also put a bunch of gay thoughts in there" "you've been programmed"

when I was a kid all we got was one Three Dollar Bill, Y'all and we had to make it last all summer

2026 is MAGA's last good year

yes

Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”

not being good at dating apps should feel like a bigger accomplishment

I'm going furniture shopping if anyone needs anything