Simon

Simon

@simonsorry.bsky.social

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Chase is on the case, and he wants to see your ID, Skye is in the chopper running facial-rec for free, Rubble’s building fences, Rocky’s sorting who can stay, Marshall lost the paperwork, so no one gets a say.

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Battery electric vehicles were the largest market segment in France in September at over 40%. Pure combustion vehicles are taking their final breaths. Petrol at 11% and diesel at 2%.

Growing herbs and veg in the garden has been really satisfying this year but growing rocket is off the scale. So much, so peppery. And the fox piss washes off fine.

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90 years ago, on the 4th of October 1936, antifascist counter protesters stopped a British Union of Fascists march through London’s East End. The Metropolitan Police tried to clear the way for the fascists resulting in violent clashes known as the Battle of Cable Street. #otd #history 🗃️

In an effort to get me to pony up for a paid sub, Life360 critique my driving each week. Chat, I've not driven for 2 months or even been in a car for weeks. Where do I sign up?

Anyway subway is vile but is a guilty pleasure. Last one I had was near Paddington, it cost well over 10 quid and I had to use the worst self service system I've encountered. (Effectively added 50% to the time for no reason.) guilty pleasure: cured.

I laughed out loud at this and had to explain. Now I too know the look.

Cat Manning@catacalypto.bsky.social

I explained the Sankey diagram and I have never before seen such a look of disgust and disappointment

I look forward to some techbro announcing they've created a new technology capable of displaying two (2) digits to the left of the decimal point and having a load of americans whooping and hollering that the rest of the world doesn't get innovation.

Patrick De Haan@gasbuddyguy.bsky.social

MAXXED OUT at $9.999!! GasBuddy data showing 5 stations in California that have hit the limit and are selling diesel at the dispensers highest possible price: $9.999/gal

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Gas power costs are reaching energy crisis levels again in the UK, which will inevitably push bills up for consumers. The fortunes of the British economy are still tied to the price of a single fossil fuel. When bills go up, remember that this is the reason why.

One of the (very few) benefits of having children is instantly becoming immune to the sound of other people's children.

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

On a recent flight after suffering a 9 hour delay I was sat near a small child who screamed continually for hours! I lulled myself to sleep thinking of all the ways I could murder the child and found it really quite soothing.

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Tate brothers bail denial has lots of funny evidence. Including them boasting in social media about ignoring court dates and using multiple passports, including forged ones to jump jurisdictions “I'm untouchable because I've spent a decade spreading myself into MANY grids.” Apparently you didn't

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There's a similar experience in the Museum of the Home in Hackney where they have a typical room from like the early 2000s. Felt like violence ngl

Stephanie Porras@periodeye.bsky.social

This is a triggering image of a museum display in the natural history museum in DC about life before smartphones. Me and a fellow 40+ person were laughing at how we are now LITERAL MUSEUM PIECES. MY teen was like did you have a clear phone? An address book? A book of maps. Yes, yes I did. 🫠🫠🫠

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Solar output in the UK recorded an all-time high in July, reaching 3.2 TWh. 33% higher than July last year. Accelerating solar deployment coincided with a historically sunny month to produce this record. Solar power is delivering when heatwaves are at their worst.

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July marks the first consecutive twelve month period where wind generated more electricity than gas in the UK...in every single month. In the last decade, wind generation in the UK has more than doubled, pushing first coal and now gas out of the mix.

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Whatever they are paying the photo editor, it’s not enough.

The New Republic@newrepublic.com

A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/ouHgmYA

Full throated endorsement of this post. Dtf St Louis is the best tv of the year.

Rob Delaney@robdelaney.bsky.social

DTF St Louis is sublime? Why didn’t it break through more? It’s NOT what I thought it was. Beautifully crafted. Much artier and weirder than I thought it would be. Highly recommend. Need to know about why the police station is unnecessarily wonderful - like a theatre set for a Kafka adaptation. Love

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NEW | Solar generated a QUARTER of EU electricity in June 🇪🇺⚡️ Solar was also the single largest source of power generation (25%) ahead of nuclear (21%), gas (15%) and wind (14%). Five years ago, in 2021, solar was still at 10% in June.

This Fess would also work if the husband was 20 years younger than them. Rather than the stupid Gen X, Millennial classifications we should have a name for the one (1) generation born between ~1975 and ~1995 who actually grew up knowing how computers work.

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

My husband is 20 years older than me and I absolutely adore everything about him. Apart from his computer skills- trying to explain to him where his files are kept on his laptop makes me want to smother him with a pillow in his sleep.