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Awooga... UwUga? Huzzah! SF has returned from the war

Lost media...

With the biggest, wettest eyes imaginable: I didn't back up my earlier stories... fuck

When will SoFurry come back from the war....

Me: I can't have a character who's a genius inventor AND have them be hot. That's so unrealistic. The ghost of Hedy Lamarr emerging from my wifi router: in 2014 the IQOQI named their quantum telescope after me. You're welcome, by the way

Me writing what should be a simple gloryhole scene: but what about The Implications

What if the whims of nature freed you as much you lived in fear of it what if you became clever because the alternative was death what if your little brother was a prophet tortured by visions beyond mortal comprehension. And you're a wabbit 🐇

It's come to my attention that Watership Down is actually a beautiful story about hardship and brotherhood and the worth of a life well-lived. People talk about this book wrong, man. It's so hopeful and richly imagined, but all anyone seems to talk about is the gore

Thar she goes

In the north of Aketj, a road is being paved. Casmund guards the project as best he can, with magic learned from his time at war. But the trees here grow thick, and hide many dangers—and Casmund is not the only hunter in these woods. sofurrybeta.com/s/r174v0Ee

I know writers that use subtext, and they're all cowards

OwO what's this?

Robots can have little a gender euphoria, as a treat

Nice

7 wips + 1 commission + 1 day off a week... im dying squirtle

Migrating my stuff to the SoFurry NEXT beta, just to see how my formatting holds up on the new site. A little mangled, but that's to be expected with a beta launch. New site looks slick. More thoughts to come once I'm able to get my hands on a desktop version 👀

The response to The Right of Strangers has me acting all stupid-like... skipping to the store and shit... tipping 25% on cha... c'mon man How am I supposed to keep up my cool and aloof demeanor like this?? unbelievable

I swear this story has a thumbnail... It's just that SoFurry's spaghetti-code is a thumbnail thief

Callian yearns for a normal life; to be more than the name he was born with. A dangerous quality, for the King's only son. For it is Callian's fate to take his father's place—and though the Right of Kings is to rule, the Prince cannot help but wonder: What else might he be, if given the chance?

Final pass on the dialogue for my newest story is kicking my ass. In the meantime, please enjoy this word salad of a definition, courtesy of OneLook Thesaurus

I have come across a "Long Division" tag on SoFurry Im in too deep send help immediately

Oh shit oh god oh fuck

INSTRUCTIONS: HOW TO MAKE A KELSATZ 1. Write a big, scary guy 2. Introduce him in a cool and sexy manner 3. Don't let him have feelings for the King

Accidentally made the DILFy sex-object more interesting than the protagonist in my newest story. Ah, well. Lev Grossman's Sir Bedivere has his sad, gay fingerprints all over this one. Poor Kelsatz... you never stood a chance, buddy

SoFurry took my thumbnails in the divorce :(

Hot on the trail of his lost key, Nettie finds himself under the thumb of an enigmatic stranger. The stakes of the game are simple: freedom for a favour. Should be easy, really. All he has to do is play along, watch his mouth, and keep his masochistic impulses in check. In short... he's fucked.

Research for the next story going to put me on so many lists for real 🥺 don't let my sacrifice be in vain

Writing porn specifically for this freak from Oglaf

Writers, post something random from your backlist. Dont think, just do it. A few months ago counts as backlist, right? Right? (NSFW warning) www.sofurry.com/view/2100818

🙌 Placeholder begone 🙌 🥊💵 final draft be upon ye 🐺🐱

What I say: I'm fine What I mean: I'm worried that nobody clicks through to the thematically-resonant songs I leave at the end of my furry smut

Rory has spent his life in 12 oz. boxing gloves, spitting blood and taking hits from the roughest bruisers in the business. But at 41, he's past his prime. And even as Rory's career falls apart, he can't let go of the cardinal rule of his craft: If you let your guard down, you're going to get hit.

Currently in Revenge of the Sith levels of drafting for my next story It's like poetry or whatever

Digging up research papers on the structures and incentives of corporate governance so that I can write minor details into my furry smut. On the plus side, Jeffrey Skilling only served 12 years in federal prison, so nothing I write could be more unbelievable than that

Trying to fix a spelling mistake in sofurry's text editor and it annihilates my spacing, changes the font of my title and sends me a death threat in the mail SoFurry text editor my beloathed

Ozias Talbott, the final product of a controversial training program, has received his first assignment: serving the troubled office of a declining megacorporation—and the whims of its dysfunctional CEO. Ozias' skills are immediately put to the test—albiet, in a different way than he'd imagined.

Still dealing with the fallout from his latest hookup, Nettie finds himself back on the hunt for his next dicey high. So what if he hasn't recovered from the last one? Big deal. He's never had to deal with the whole 'consequences of his own actions' thing before—and he's not about to start now.

Everyone needs a hobby; Nettie's just happens to involve dark alleyways, sharp teeth, and copious amounts of sex. His actions are reckless and daring—but Nettie doesn't care that flirting with the jaws of death could eventually get him bit. The possibility is, in fact, very much the point.