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AOTW Diary: Looney Tunes: Sheep Raider pretty game but what do you mean this isnt wile e coyote. who the hell is ralph. easiest character to memory hole in existence

AOTW Diary: Ico I wasn't sure what I'd think of Ico, but wow wow wow I really loved my time so far with it. Jank, but the jank kinda elevates it in a weird way? a la SH2? The only game I've played that stirred the same something in me that Ghibli movies do, Zeldas included. youtu.be/8RMDBqQDtT8

AOTW Diary: Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee Special kinda game that turns your controller into a hellraiser puzzle cube as you're trying to figure out how to make your guy say "wait here". Sidenote: can you believe these fuckin people

TWO WEEKS TO HALLOWEEN!!

AOTW Diary: A Witch's Tale when deadlock or some shit idk this game sucks and is for perverts perjorative. I should've voted for castlevania 2

AOTW Diary: ninja turtles 3 or whatever

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Everyone needs to hop on Fuck's Quest II. It fucking sucks. It's great.

AOTW Diary: The Dog Island The event organizers did NOT want to play The Dog Island, the achievement was like 30 min in

AOTW Diary: Daisy's Crazy Adventure At first I kinda rolled my eyes when mario swept the vote, but I ended up getting some value outta just how bog-standard of a smw hack it was. Music from several different composers, kinda-jank new blocks, mario maker level difficulty, it plays all the hits.

huge powerscaling updates for masahiro sakurai and tim sweeney considering who was allowed to keep the mickey mouse keychain

AOTW Diary: The Adventures of Lomax Classic case of "platformer with absurdly pretty pixel art that plays like ass"

I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...

AOTW Diary: Kingdom Hearts 2 I know this isn't a unique position to be in but I am genuinely unable to think about this game critically. Like I know Disney is evil but The KH1 intro is one of my first conscious memories, so now you have to listen to this scungy midi version of He's a Pirate. Sorry.

AOTW Diary: Soulcalibur II

Only thing I have to say about the nintendo direct is the switch sports resort showcase was really funny. The regret for trying to replace miis is palpable

When I started writing little weekly blurbs about retro achievements I didn't expect it to become, like, the overwhelming majority of my posts lol. What can I say, I like throwing benign opinions out into the void. Like dis:

AOTW Diary: SimCity This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities

AOTW Diary: Link's Awakening DX finally some good fucking food

excited for when the game awards orchestra plays the big walk theme

Absolutely loved Big Walk. Didn't expect it to feel like a co-op version of The Witness with its simple puzzle rules, neat twists and rich atmosphere, though there's plenty goofy hijinx in between too. Co-op puzzle games are so satisfying when done right. Probably my GOTY.

a toast to a real one. here's to another 20 years of the second most dogshit dialogue in windows

AOTW Diary: Super Mario RPG Love how active the cutscenes are with their sprite choreography(?) despite how few sprites each character actually gets. Like how many SNES cartridges would Kris Deltarune take up alone

AOTW Diary: Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom objectively sucks ass in the way old adventure games tend to, but the art and writing are really cute so its ok actually

Endacopia is my GOTY. Gave me some of the same warm fuzzies that Moon did, such a crazy inspirational piece of art. A monumental moment in weirdo indie games

Art fight - 17/17 Joey for ShutUpSergeant on AF! @shutupsergeant.online

AOTW Diary: Cave Story Pretty fun. It's kinda crazy to me thinking about how much of a legacy this game has considering how quaint it is. It's great no doubt, but maybe I just never played far enough into it to, like, GET it.

AOTW Diary: Elite Beat Agents My first swap, albeit free. This game tricks you into thinking shit's gonna be easy, only for Canned Heat by Jamiroquai to completely knock you on your ass, and I kinda love it for that.

AOTW Diary: Enter the Matrix This game controls like fuck Also the opening level reminded me of the chase sections from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories for some reason. But it's green instead of blue.

AOTW Diary: Clock Tower 3 I wonder if there are any games out there trying to recapture the extremely specific look of PS2 survival horror. Like, super high contrast photo textures with washed out colors and lighting, y'know

You idiot.

AOTW Diary: Time Hollow

AOTW Diary: Wild Guns / LEGO Indiana Jones 2 Wild Guns rules, no notes. I really like that they decided to add giant boss monsters to the end of all 3 original Indiana Jones movies, like platformers having a big guy at the end you have to hit 3 times is some kind of government mandate

The first annual SOUPJAM draws to a close with an absolutely stellar turnout! There's a lot of great SOUP on display here, so grab a spoon and dig in! Thank you to everyone who participated in this year's jam and helped make it a success! See you in 2027 for the next one! itch.io/jam/soupjam2...

getting this shit engraved on the back of my skull after finishing ch 5

Our submission for #soupjam is OUT!!! It's a game about rooms with stuff inside them that @sarahduck.ca made a nifty little engine for! Check it!! shut-up-sergeant.itch.io/plaza-soup

Our submission for #soupjam is OUT!!! It's a game about rooms with stuff inside them that @sarahduck.ca made a nifty little engine for! Check it!! shut-up-sergeant.itch.io/plaza-soup

AOTW Diary: Arkanoid R 2000 Among all the challenges in this game, the hardest levels are the ones that are a picture of a snowman or an umbrella

AOTW Diary: Dragon Ball Z: Shin Budokai I like this broly guy

still #soupjam jammin'

AOTW Diary: Metal Arms: Glitch in the System One of those games where it's got shovelware stank on the outside, but actually playing it it's obvious the devs were swinging for the fences. The Halo Banshee is just in this game. Also the voice cast is crazy.