Macrohard Bimbos

brb time to intentionally crash my GPU to test something

was eating a salad and I blew on it for some reason

ALERT ALERT ALL HANDS ON DECK THERE IS AN X86 INSTRUCTION CALLED PUN PICKLE DICK

Don't let billionaires convince you slop is the future. They're used to managing & directing, not making things themselves. Of course they can't see the difference. They don't understand your love for the craft. Keep making personal, beautiful games. You've got my support 💖

Huh?? www.theregister.com/os-platforms...

*sigh* Yep, this GPU's on its way out. I'm kicking my own ass for buying this stupid thing in the first place. Buy cheap, get cheap.

There's seriously too much AI generated slop on Amazon. Like, if I get the wrong item, that's false advertisement. And tech bros think this is all a good idea. No the fuck it isn't!

I really hate parents. I really do. I hate how self-entitled they are. "Oh, I got a kid so I can do whatever I want." Fuck you. You're nothing special just because you have some stupid brat. Congratulations, you spawned yet another human being out of the 9 billion that are on this planet.

SDL3 is a never-ending stream of... what's the opposite of disappointment? It's been so long... satisfaction! That's it! SDL3 satisfies every low-level thing I want. Like, damn, SDL3's creators just keep kicking ass in an era of endless enshittification.

I just slept for 12 hours. :)

YO ARE THEY FINALLY DOING IT?! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cookout really isn't worth it anymore. :<

I don't give a fuck. October starts today. Fuck you.

Really? An $1,800 guitar and you're selling it for $300? And I shoot lasers out my butt.

rip emulation HELLO RECOMPILATION BAYBEEEE

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I think YouTube is trying to tell me something. I can't put my finger on it though.

I guess the brat doesn't have school. Typical for trashy parents.

The noisy brat is back. And I gotta be up by 3am. :/

For some reason, I keep having nightmares about an imminent nuclear attack and us packing and evacuating. ₀_₀

Someone explain something to me. Why do social media websites like these limit the number of characters per post but also allow images, which could have hundreds of kilobytes, and videos, which can be megabytes? Like, what the frunkenheimer?

Conspiracy theorists always talk about paid actors. But what about unpaid actors? 🤔

attempting to convey how I've been feeling recently

Imagine being so loud you knock a clock off the wall and break it. My neighbors fucking suck.

Just saw the most perfect cloud