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I’ve been trying to find a specific youtube poop of the svu theme song for 15 years and everyone who’s been on more than 2 dates with me is so tired of hearing about it

so the iphone duo looks like shit lol

oh look its johnny appleseed, (sarcastically) wonder what he’s gonna be yammering on about today

anyone ever use dust mop spray does that do anything? I never dust reg surfaces without spraying pledge on the duster but it sounds like it’d get the floor slippery

This is miles more complete than any idiom dictionary (yes that’s a real type of reference book) I’ve owned or pirated. Finding this is up there with finding wordassociations.net for the first time en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Categor...

getting stoned and then going “ah that’s more like it”

Alright who the fuck is mr ghost, he gifted the painting to me

You Need to Do Laundry To Have Clothes to Wear to Work Tomorrow Versus No I Don’t

I watched a few hours of analog horror videos and then just got really scared of the red led on my printer

trying to organize socks in a dresser drawer like much of life is an exercise in compromise and humiliation

I just had mapo tofu ramen and am inhabiting a higher plane of existence than I remembered possible

coworker showed me a bunch of halloween flash he painted that was all pop culture stuff I recognized and he got to a 60s looking fat guy in a suit I didn’t know and he goes “I’ve just been calling him mr ghost” and shrugged

penis pumps are a really cool way to see what it’d be like to have a fat hog for all of 2 seconds

‘dudes’ and ‘guys’ not gender neutral enough for ya? use what I use: ‘fuckos’

anytime I find out a group or band that I’m not super familiar with does a cover of mulatu astatke i’m like oh ok these fuckers know what’s up

been a while since i’ve made guitar pedals but I want the miniware mini smd hot air gun so fucking bad

I love checking my email because one day I’ll get the one that says it’s all over

learned from a commercial that a new camry is in the mid $30ks and sighed maybe the most I ever have

blaster and cum hander

we’ve come full circle where balding is cooler than a shaved head. if you’re not hip to this yet circle back in 5 years

I’ve always enjoyed the symphony but turns out its a real fun place to be on mushrooms

saw a white guy with dreads but he had them up and my first reaction was “what is wrong with that guy’s head”

AI isn't going "rogue" because it can't—and we won't get a grip on how companies like OpenAI are playing with fire until we have the language right

ugh lol

lincoln lawyer has absolutely ruined any legal procedural for me by showing that a tv show can be much more legally accurate than just looking up “lawyer” in the dictionary

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instead of agentic ai you should get a gent who ticks all the boxes □ 5’6 □ job with a 401k □ 4 inch pecker

what an innocent time when instagram filters creating instant faux-nostalgia was seen as something interesting and worth caring about

you better mf believe I’m dropping out with bong in hand

still havent heard a peep about the new ‘sleep’ album. i’ll listen to it if someone puts it on but thats about the limit of my curiosity