🌈 Cuppa☕️Tom🕹️🇬🇧🇪🇺

Ew! They gentrified Wuhu Island

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I’ve noticed my brain going into a parasitic mode whilst playing online with my friends. I essentially turn into Peggy March because all my brain is thinking is “I Will Follow Him”. It seems to work though

Never erase evil from history. History should be untouched and filled with shame, glory, and everything in between

I have just eaten a whole pizza to myself without injecting at the same time as everyone else! I’m in my cyborg era with the Omnipod!

God damn patter songs! I am the very model of a modern major vegetable… I just cannot sing them right!

This made me burst out laughing 😂

You can dislike someone’s comedic style and not be a cunt about it. It’s not rocket science, humour is subjective. I don’t like Nish Kumar’s comedy but I don’t hate the man

Watching Celebrity Traitors tonight. Love the cast, but if they kill Miranda in the first night, I will riot!

Turns out having to use 5-7 needles a day for insulin has not reduced my fear of vaccinations lol. Still gonna get them for my own protection but it’s quite ironic!

There’s ironically NOT an ounce of intelligence in that screenshot. I’m gonna assume SI stands for Substandard Intelligence from now…

By god! Gluten free pasta is actually perfectly fine. Some part of my brain here’s “gluten free” and shudders still lol

I've only been using computers and playing games for years (like many of us). I still very much fell for the little Alt + F4 trick though!

I dont know if it’s a British thing but I’ve always called it a pharmacy and everyone around me calls it a chemist which to me would be mad scientists and cauldrons lol. Might be an age thing?

Almost there! Bit of a tease having all the equipment but having to wait for the three hour training lol

My cat likes to love bite my nose which I wouldn’t mind if his breath wasn’t fishy, but he full on bit my Dexcom sensor today so I don’t think it’s a love bite anymore, he’s trying to kill me 😂

The uni is getting on my nerves this year. The XR lab is unbookable and they've removed Steam, Unity, Unreal and whatever else I'd need as a games student on all of the computers outside the lecture rooms so I've gone into the games lab to do work in there and had to burst into an active lecture!

Someone has just been chased by the neighbour’s German Shepherd. He’s very startled!

Next up, Nintendo cancels Mario, Rockstar cancels GTA, Bethesda cancels Elder Scrolls. It makes no sense, SEGA are essentially constantly self harming themselves via their most synonymous franchise!

Wtf! I’ve just accidentally been on a modded Minecraft server for 10 hours straight without realising. It’s 6am, my eyes hurt and I can’t feel my legs lol. Don’t think I’ve ever played a MC Java mod pack before or really a proper friend server

It’s Mama Cass’ 85th birthday! She passed away 28 years before I was born but her music and personality really resonate with me. music.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ7d...

Why are the BBC publishing the opinions of a British immigrant (lives in Monaco) who doesn’t pay British taxes on how Britain is in decline because of immigration and high taxes? How is this absolute rubbish allowed? It’s like saying Xi Jinping has lost confidence in the UK, who gives two shites?

No one in the EU will be surprised by the toddlers response. The USA is not a worthy ally both militarily and financially and won’t be treated as such. It’s a mighty nation of course, but highly untrustworthy

I’ve been worried about having a camera down my throat, nobody warned me how unbearable not being able to drink water, cup of tea, or eat beforehand is! I’m not allowed to and it’s all I can think of and I’ve got the earliest fucking appointment 😂

Had a 90 min teams call about pumps with a bunch of other people moving pumps or going on pump. Its weird because if you put me in a room with all those people Id be chill, but Teams calls give me some sort of underlying stress. Probably could've turned my camera off but I know Id get distracted lol

Yeah, I don’t know how to spread jam, but peanut butter and jam on crumpets is probably the best blend ever! (At least for my hungry self towards 1am)

Yeah…. No! OpenAI boss says world 'right to be afraid' but 'should trust' AI firms www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

An industry company that says we don’t need laws and can rely on their self-regulation 100% needs proper law and regulation! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...

Now I do love a mince pies, but isn’t it a tad early?! This was in the Co-Op and on the side said “It’s Christmasssssss!” And I read it and said “No it fucking isn’tttttttt”

If I get one more call off someone with no caller ID, I’m swallowing my sim card

Ha! The hospital asked me if I work nights because the nurses tried calling me at 9am of Saturday and 11am on Sunday. Nope, just playing games late and waking up late because it’s a Sunday

I was looking for an FBX I wanted to make a little game project on all my computers and as I was looking, slowly went mad with power and realised I don’t need to minimise a tab ever again! It’s actually really inefficient and I wouldn’t recommend it lol

I don’t understand the Chief Rabbi on this, what has the state of Israel and Judaism got to do with each other? One is a government, one is a religion and the actions of a government cannot speak for an entire religion. Quite frankly, I think it’s irrelevant for him. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Join us next week for two #NintendoDirect presentations! The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary Direct on Sept 8 at 7am PT (Approx 30 mins) Nintendo Direct on Sept 9 at 7am PT (Approx 45 mins) Watch both here: ninten.do/6019aVw0v

Quick reminder that the USA may be in NATO, but it is not a NATO ally and hopefully European governments (and Canada) aren't internally treating it as such

I feel lost damn it. I'm 23 years old and whether I should've or not, I've played this game for pretty much exactly half of my life and I'm basically done with it. Mad!

Started GTA V on my PS3 11.5 years ago and I’ve finally platinumed it! To be fair, most of that time, I wasn’t actively trying but I still wanted it. And you know why I’ve done it now…

Am I going mad or is there no middleground term between girl and woman? You've got guy between boy and man

Note to self: don't make a cup of tea whilst having a hypo, I've burnt my foot and got tea everywhere. My teatime ratios are bloody erratic right now, think I'll need a snack free day to figure it out better. At least I've got a cup of tea!

And tell me? why should one buy a PlayStation over a PC anymore other than the fact they intend to keep their first party games hostage there?

My current favourite phrase is "go away because you are gonna get on my tits if you stay". It comes in handy!

I’ve had geographic tongue for years and I’ve just had another coeliac blood test because my symptoms have got a lot worse and I’ve maybe gone gluten free for maybe 4 days now and my tongue has almost completely gone back to normal. I doubt that’s coincidence

Beautiful. youtu.be/mbxA4Qigjjs?...

The ONLY reason why he did it is because someone told him he would lose the support of Tennessee and other red states if he didn’t lower the flags. He did it out of self preservation. He didn’t do it after Rep. Melissa Hortman was murdered, he wanted to piss off Minnesota.

It’s mad what a bit of rain can do! Our grass and the grass of this nation was practically brown/yellow a week ago and now it’s vibrant green again

AI GP receptionist? What the fuck! When? It’s way too personal to be talking to an AI especially