shield

shield

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i draw sometimes. im normal i like video games and i like to think about video games and talk about video games and play video games 22 it/he

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full odds shiny tepig in pokemon black for my pokemon white badge quest... during the tcg junior grand finals at anaheim worlds 2025!!! i'm gonna name him after the winner of this set \(≧▽≦)/ #shinypokemon

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Movies like Digger and You Can See Everything are ultimately about how movies are evil because the exorbitantly high cost of production and the ability to manipulate the truth via the indexicality of the photographic image creates perverse incentives unlike the morally superior art form of comics.

This is like the third or fourth time a message i've sent in the groupchat has completely killed the conversation i think i should just shut the fuck up LMAO

single player knockout tours are beating my fucking ass. it's easy enough to get second or third place but there's always one cheating ass npc who pulls like 1/5 of a lap ahead of everyone else and stays there but god forbid you get a lead or the red shell storm is upon you

For non americans who are confused by the outpouring of grief this is kind of like if the queen of england was snatched and bad as hell when she died

"oh you should move here the taxes are so low" "ohhh i moved states for lower taxes" and you know what else is low? the quality of your schools and hospitals lol

not everything needs to be a huge convention okay it's cool that right now when you go it's all weird nerds it's chill and fun and accessible if people are interested. the main appeal is the broadcast the in person event is just laid back fun

it feels like all the cool events ive only just started going to are becoming these big monster events now. gdq is really fun in person precisely because it's a laid back experience. and so much of the stuff that makes it cool like the game rentals and free play arcade would not work at all at scale

It's a good thing that the new Spyro got announced because the next generation of teen furries was starved for a Hot Teen Spyro. I don't think we've had a Hot Teen Spyro since the game with Cinder and that was what, 2012?

nbc just slipping "student visas" in there as if requiring people who obtained american degrees to leave isn't internationally unprecedented and objectively terrible for attracting foreign talent

started playing splatoon again. thoughts: 1. wow i am really bad 2. sploosh o matic neo might just be the most dogshit splatoon weapon ever conceived in any splatoon game 3. i can't believe they added a shooter with tenta missiles and a splat bomb to this game that's actually fucked LMAO

i'm still a missiles hater sorry and i will be a missiles hater till the day i leave this dog gone earth... my problem with the special is not that it was broken, it's that it encourages passive and unfun gameplay. i maintain they never should've put it in the game

im having fun with living the dream but it's kind of sad seeing how much from the 3ds game isn't in this game 😭 i really hope there are updates planned... NOT PAID DLC!!!!

there are a lot of people who come via intersectional activism to the conclusion that eliminating x bigotry is the skeleton key to liberating us of the rest but the truth of intersectionality is that every part of the whole is deeply intertwined & must be addressed in order to kill any of them

reading computer engineering articles on wikipedia is crazy because it's like wow we literally are just doing magic like actually for real

i don't watch dan gheesling or know anything about him aside from seeing him in some NL videos but every time he talks i'm like damn if i was 10 years older i could be best friends with this dude. no wonder he won big brother. he's minmaxed affability

im glad humans dont have tails because if we did i feel like it would be a cultural faux pas to wag them and that would be the ultimate torment for me i think

every time i see a video or image or anything of paris im just like fuckkk i wanna live in paris so bad. I would do anything to live in paris. even its ugliest warts are so charming to me

this time is worse than any time before because at least previously i had the good sense to only torture myself like this during 6 week semesters but this time i did it during spring so i have to do this until JUNE. kill me