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Can't wait for Jewish Texas to teach its elementary schoolers that the Iran War was fought over nation states' rights.

been meaning to go on an absolute bender. August is the month, I think. Now to lie to my friends...

im gonna put so many data center on austrailia

Tried Threads. Bad bad bad bad bad.

you can tell if a linear molecule is non polar if the dipole moments frot

just saw a European cough into her open hand

me at the end of this AI craze: "that journey was.... mid... 😔"

crazy that summer classes in college make you feel like a poor loser and fall classes make you feel like a learning pilled student maxxer

Saying these guys are cute so we shouldn't eat them is like saying the butterfly is scary because of the face on its wings. Don't fall for the markings.

did you know theres really great fetish art of our last two presidents stealing money from the IRS to buy air pumps and blow each other up like big ol balloons? If you're interested, Google "biden trump economic inflation"

the symbolism of lighting someone's cigarette with a lighter is one of loathing. but to light with a match comes from a place of love

pips is maybe the most goated NYT game yet

my biggest qualm with kill shelters is that nobody gets to eat that meat

selecting a college as an adult is weird. do I go to the nice university and deal with stem losers who think they're better than everyone, or do I go to the school where I definitely won't feel tempted to beat a teenager to a bloody pulp?

this is the only thing news should be for

nailed it

I want to be a top tier poster but sadly the only things I post that get any likes are replies dunking on libs

I thought this was the Detroit font

did you know that scientists discovered that the dirtiest room in your house is actually the one I've secretly been sleeping in for the last month?

Can't wait to tell my daughter's robot boyfriend about how I threw a tamagotchi into the lake just to know it suffered

Workshopping some slurs for robots: green-sheet wafer-brain sub board Screw-Loosie Plugboard Switchboard Skinbot Pocket pal

can someone explain why the 1700s are the 18th century i am so confused

I love having a Shazam button on my phone. whenever I hear a song I dont know, I press the button and become a washed-up anti-vaxxer

I decided to write down every script – for stage and screen – I have storyboarded and ready to write. It's 7 of them. I'm never gonna finish a fuckin script again bro.

Can anything be manifested? I want $50,000 I want $50,000 I will find $50,000 and it will be mine to use it will be in a briefcase on the side of the road I will find a large sum of money this Saturday and it will be legal and for keepsies

there are like a hundred million frames of Pedro Pascal in F4 why not just convert to pedro atmospheres at that point

bluesky is the worst social media until it gets the histamine guy

got a coworker built like all 3 stooges

you can scare people. long beard and and uh spiked hair and like that

ate some pretzels got the dang hiccups. now i gotta get the dehiccup knife

I love marmots

ive finally started to get porn on my discover page 🥹🥹🥹 it's just like home!!!

just saw jurassic park 7 and I love the Dominican Rex

if I do anything moderately necessary for life, I have earned a treat and YOU have to get it for me. this is how life works when I am the alpha and yiu are the loser

ohhhhh fuck I love thermodynamics im a little heatpilled kinetic-energy-maxxer

I remember high school, when me and my buds would beat up the queer kids (each other)

does anyone have a good recommendation for pages where they post people getting killed in gruesome ways? I miss the authentic Twitter experience

Man who got pants pulled down by clown: you actually made YOURSELF look stupid by engaging in such foolishness. I, however, am not foolish. I am above this thing I am choosing to engage in.

hi. it's me. the most powerful gamer in the history of theatre

I tried to take a photo but he never stops approaching

Dreamscape - 009 Sound System

I would rather women not be allowed to go to college and have to find myself a husband than have to sit next to this psycho who has been sniffling for the last 3 hours of lecture

I just saw a white boy with an 8 inch inseam I am rock hard.

won a lollipop in physics class and im 30 years old

vegans when they see me eat 40 chicken wings in a row:

cant watch Ladybird. Tried, but the deadnaming was too triggering.

would you rather be stranded in the woods with 100 men or 1 gorilla

millennial tgirls got that French tucked chuck norris shirt