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Pinned posts are a great spot to tell folks that the quickest way to a block here is to post Doomer bullshit. Just don't fucking do it. Let the Russians and Chinese do it on their own. They don't need your help.

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Last month, after I shared a link to The Chris Gethard Show's dumpster episode here, I realized that the 10th anniversary of that comedy classic was coming up. So I sent some emails. And I got an interview that has never been gotten before. consequence.net/2026/05/chri...

Steve, Tertiary Syphilis, Bannon calls for getting even more brutal in MN. This gutless puddle of puke would be found curled into a fetal position the second the shit hit the fan so he's not going to Minneapolis to help "raise the temperature". What an asshole. www.mediamatters.org/immigration/...

Data indicate that human CD4+ mucosal-associated invariant T cell TCRs may be selected by alternative MR1 ligands in addition to canonical riboflavin intermediates. Find this #TopRead article from @charlesvorkas.bsky.social and team online: ow.ly/hcNc50XYarT.

I don't know who is doing the color for this Eagles game but he's an absolute tool. He sounds like Harry Dunne but lacks the humor or intelligence.

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Vote Out Every Republican. Every Last One!

Absolutely Cosign, for what that's worth.

This makes me irrationaly happy this morning. I hope the fucker didn't sleep at all last night.

You might be hesitant click on the link... What the hell, click on the link.

Exactly

Christians ended the practice? Sure... www.npr.org/2025/08/20/n...

This is going to be interesting.

The perfect description of Stephen Miller.

I really hope that people are finally starting to wake up.

The next real president is going to be so busy. Job 1, after ordering the destruction of the Hilton Garden Inn patio outside the west wing and removal of of the Home Depot gold trim, is to get a list of everyone hired by Trump admin people and immediately shitcan each and every one.

Trying to watch the Yankees / Red Sox game on MLB. It's hard to follow the actual game when the broadcasting crew is working so hard to group fellate Aaron Judge. I don't know if they've called a pitch or not this inning, probably not.

I lose a surprising amount of respect for anyone hawking gambling apps. It's not like Kevin James, LeBron or Jon Hamm need the cash.

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

A reply I posted that can work on its own too.

This group can really use some donations if you can spare a few bucks. They are an incredible resource working in a terrible environment.

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I think we know why they started late, again. Judge box-o-wine had to be revived from her all night bender, given a few hair of the dog shots and propped up in front of the mic.

Smart! Raven loves winning Tic Tac Toe.

The IDF is pretty well known for their "accidental friendly fire" incidents. Fingers Crossed.

@profanity.accountant can I get a tally?

I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.

Why do regulatory B cells' function falter in #MyastheniaGravis & other autoimmune diseases, when they usually do a great job for our immune balance? Take a few minutes on this hot day to read this review mapping Bregs' heterogeneity & therapeutic potential @imtadvances.bsky.social

This is Tim Gurner, the Australian douchbag CEO who a few years ago told young people that they should layoff avocado toast. Seems like a delightful boss who you would never consider fragging. jasondeegan.com/employees-ea...

Good Job @fetterman.senate.gov ... Dumbass

It just amazes me that this lunatic used to be a really well regarded cardiologist.

Great response.

These Orioles uniforms look like prison jumpsuits. Very Baltimore for sure.

Women have a right to autonomy. Men don't have a right to wives, girlfriends, or sex slaves.

I'll guarantee you that this idiot has never worked a factory job for a single day of his life.

Trump sucks the life out of every underling in his possession. Trumferatu or Nosferump?

Like Hitler, Trump has a talent for mobilizing people’s resentments, their grievances & racism. Also similar to the Fuhrer, it isn’t Trump’s ‘unbending will’ that makes him seem powerful, but his capacity for destruction — of functioning govt, the economy, our alliances, civic virtue & democracy.

These are the absolute dumbest people I've ever encountered. The scope of the idiocy is staggering from top to bottom.

This is a fantastic memoir. Well worth the time and money.

Just how nuts do you have to be to have RFK Jr. say that you aren't ready to run the CDC. To be clear Dave Weldon is at least as insane as RFK Jr and would be an absolute disaster in any position of authority. www.cbsnews.com/news/white-h...

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This is on point.

Me: [angrily flipping over table] YOU CHEATING LITTLE SHIT Daughter: once again, how does one cheat at hungry hungry hippos

Leonard Leo helped install the conservative supermajority on the U.S. Supreme Court. But his reach extends far beyond that. Listen to the "We Don't Talk about Leonard" podcast — now a duPont-Columbia award winner: propub.li/4jrAX5W

This looks like a blast if you're in the area.

Nature has a survey up on how scientists are using Bluesky.

“$25 million a mile for a border wall through a wilderness area you can cut through with a blade of a grinder you can buy at Home Depot…”

These hypocrites are disgusting on every level of existence.