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Mario: I believe that voting is the solution to wealth inequality and if we all take the nonviolent approach and band together we can create a better future. Luigi:

Puppy man alright man

Honey the most annoying man just dropped (its me)

Oomf: I'm gonna wake up at 8 tm 10:21 am:

If I know no one got me I know the ingot got me

BREAKING 🚨: Jake Paul (Age 27) scheduled to fight The Furtive Pygmy (Age: ????) in a "historic" title match

Trying to be chill and nonchalant for your homie who is going through life changing trauma:

...the creature

Give Uni high five! :3 うにとハイタッチ！

guys I found it...holy fucking shit there it is

The joker locking in to give advice that could save a child

oh no I enjoy posting

me seeing someone I follow on twitter on here

I hate the neologism "skeeting" for "posting on bluesky". I have no intention of skeeting, and nobody will ever skeet at me.

Her expected response:

The hotdogs when I wake up

when there's a long pause in the discord VC

brother idk if I can say "did you see that skeet on your skyline" with a straight face

guy who's gf broke up with him on September 10th 2001:

and then I see...the creature

the cadence reminded me of this

two generational forms of social media shaking hands

Xbox has officially joined Bluesky @xbox.com 🦋

Me as a ret paladin ready to stun and burst down the evil frost mage:

bro...we're cooked

How he was expecting people to react

Also i touched grass

Kitty man alright man :)

Kitty man alright man

its time

Shiv players after getting 3 ult resets in a row

Oomf was going through a losing streak on Dota and I made him this after. Be fr would this fly with you?

hi!