Mike had a thought once, therefore he was

The problem with social media doesn't come down to the left and right using it differently (because they really don't), it comes down to humans using it.

The way Sydney Sweeney says "sports" in those commercials is almost exactly how I imagine the sports ball scolders say it. I can't figure out if she is being completely sarcastic in those ads, angry at her agent for making her talk about sports, or something else.

Just watched Luke Hughes make a two line pass and was waiting for a whistle that never came. I hated, HATED, that rule.

Thought this administration claimed they were keeping out criminals.

I am sure American stocks are built different though.

I bet her daughter will not even care enough about her to ask AI for present ideas in 10 years.

Smh, this administration can't even rig an election outside the US.

Who do we have to talk to so that Seattle can wear these uniforms all the time? Honestly, they could wear these all the time, I don't exactly actively watch the NFL.

Sometimes, the mostly hidden discourse leaves me some clues. Today's clue is apparently the Cheesecake Factory. Good cheesecake, food is ok. But, better than B-Dubs ok. I guess there are levels to ok.

Thanks to the Bob Toledo years, I have seen a few wr receiver screens go the other direction for a pick 6 against Tulane. Never seen it for. Until now. 7-0 Tulane!

"You have to get through the hole, use some vaseline" Ok, Oregon Illinois analyst.

I flip on Texas A&M for ten seconds, and Reed throws a touchdown. Texas A&M or Alabama, I will watch/stop watching if you pay me enough.* *Enough could be as low as paying whatever the chicken fries with nacho cheese sauce cost me.

I am sure all fan bases have these fans, but Knicks fans do need to be stopped.

I would not have predicted the Big 12 being the best conference midway through the season, but here we are.

Delaware State-NC Central with the vaunted two turnovers on one play.

Maybe the all time worst phishing test.

I think the funniest thing about my One a Day vitamin is the serving size is two.

Usually, the Devils have some great uniform battles, beacuse the red and black just looks great against blue, green, etc... This is not one of those times. My God, this might be the worst uniform match up of all time. I am blaming the Ducks here.

Arseny Gritsyuk with a goal of the month contender!

Devils are outshooting the Avs 24-5, and this game is tied at one. I may just walk into the ocean.

"Moore and Mrs Benson will be on their way to Paris after this weekend" is a really funny statement when you don't add the necessary context. Like this play by play guy did not lol

I can't believe I am saying this, but FSU definitely got robbed.

The frustrating thing about offensive pass interference calls is why that one was called when five that seemed more egregious were let go.

One of those windows where no one whose team is playing is happy. Except Auburn. And you do have to wonder if those two statements are related.

That is a brutal way to lose a game. I feel really bad for Nick Marsh.

"The defending national champions" still weird to hear that about Indiana.

Hmm, not sure it is worse than many others suggestions, but "Haunting Me" by Stabbing Westward would make things awkward at a wedding.

I think a Swansea-West Ham draw would benefit Southampton, so that West Ham goal kind of stinks. But I would like to see a Welsh team in the Premier league next season, so it doubly stinks.

Tulane's defense has 7 sacks and 4 turnovers, and I am deathly afraid we will not win this game.

We are going to be Real Quiet about this. I'm sorry, he is my favorite horse. If you don't know who he was, please don't watch the 1998 Belmont Stakes first. Please.

Victoria is right, the TV shows are going straight into the sun. I will miss Psych, Star Trek, and Warehouse 13... but the rest can go straight to hell without me blinking.