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Cash still rules open.spotify.com/track/3vMJu8...

"Do I look like I'm in Atlanta?"

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If Trump wants us to call AI "Super Intelligence" we should call it "Super Intelligence of Mexico"

🎼Why are you lyin' 🎶 Why you always lyyyiimn'🎵

Israel's National Security Minister Ben-Gvir posts horrific AI videos alluding to concentration camps. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...

Hands up if you have scored as many Premiership goals as the entire Spurs squad this season. 🙋

"Czarface vs Frankie Pulitzer is the best hip-hop album in years." "You know Frankie Pulitzer is Tom Hardy right?" "Oh" "So does that mean Tom Hardy is one of your favorite rappers now" 🤔

Wu Tang is for the children. #WuTangClan #PS1 #retrogaming #hiphop

Mr T Snickers advert 2008.

James Baldwin in 1968, explaining that since we used the US as a dumping place for our convicts, we now deserve the presidents.

Just get a laser pointer from the other aisle.

Tea and cantucci break

I'll be in Cologne for Gamescom next week, interested in networking with fellow developers and publishers for our current and future projects. DM me if you want to grab a coffee. #Gamescom #indiegames #gamedev

We were supposed to save the cheerleader to save the world. 😞

Meanwhile here in Cambridgeshire

Jason Arday did not get to see the sun rise today. His was a face we saw and recognized, a name we heard repeated. Hits the pain home. The hatred that claimed him, is taking sun rises away from people in Gaza, Lebanon, and Iran everyday. Faces we will never recognize. Names we will never hear.

Jason Arday 1985 - 2026 And still it continues.

If we had moved to renewable energy when we should have, Iran wouldn't have won this war. Anyway...

When you post online that perhaps pedophiles should be prosecuted, and genocide should be somewhat discouraged.

Hey Spotify, I understand that you no longer allow exclusion of songs from albums in order to protect the integrity of the album. However, Sting's "Don't stand so close to me" is out here empathizing with pedophiles as if it was a Trump voter or a Polanski movie. Some exceptions please? 🫣

I'm going to remake the original Terminator movie such that the T-800 comes back as a politician working hard to make sure Sarah Conner has support and recourse to planned parenthood.

In 2026 I have finally become a SaaS developer. Swearing as a Service.

Maybe the conspiracy theorists were right. Those of us that took the vaccine have aged 5 years, and hundreds of thousands of people that didn't take the vaccine didn't age 🤔

Oi you. Yes you. Stop doom scrolling. Get up and #CarpeTheHellOutOfThisMFingDiem

Every day I thank God that I'm an atheist.

So the USA cannot celebrate its 250th birthday because the country is effectively in mourning from the narcissist it elected that is ruining everything. Imagine if the "leftists" had prevented the 250th birthday celebration. Imagine the uproar.

"It's not a genocide though bruh"

So the USA cannot celebrate its 250th birthday because the country is effectively in mourning from the narcissist it elected that is ruining everything. Imagine if the "leftists" had prevented the 250th birthday celebration. Imagine the uproar.

Every day I thank God that I'm an atheist.

Judd Hirsch appreciation post.

There it is.

Jan bunchonumbers is big mad at the Muslin invasion.

It's 2026 and vanilla GNOME desktop still smells like the library.

Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?" I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on."

Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?" I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on."

Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him.

Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him.

The status quo is not "human nature" it is designed and maintained through corruption and violence. Tell them Paul Jav.

MFers one of your PMs in the merry go round from last term was outlived by a lettuce. Sit down.

After the new surveillance laws, and the declaration that dissent is terrorism, I can confirm this is a DS9 post. HT @mskellymhayes.bsky.social

So, we know Trump is selling pardons, letting out drug cartel people and ISIS people for $. "Boosie", paid $600,000 and didn't get his pardon.... ... So is now suing. Suing because he didn't get his share of the corruption. How the fuck did we get here, how. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Me refreshing the delayed coffee parcel tracking page.

You are not your khakis. The wisdom of Emil Coran.

When you bought the Clacton by-election on Temu.

🎵"Ain't a damn thing changed boy.... Protect your neck"🎵