root @ segfault cult

i wonder how anthropic's devs investigate outages, when all the anthropic services are down. do they switch to chatgpt?

marissa mayer should stop doomscrolling youtube shorts. im not a doctor, but her “impossible task” seems like stage 3 brainrot.

marissa mayer should stop doomscrolling youtube shorts. im not a doctor, but her “impossible task” seems like stage 3 brainrot.

if only siri wasn’t such a piece of junk

went to a board games night yesterday. had a slight disagreement whether a tomato was a fruit or a vegetable. asked fable 5.1 to settle this. instantly got called out for flexing. my brand new bmw parked outside? no one even noticed.

i’ve joined dario and sam in pausing any further development of ai. i don’t have enough hardware.

just use copilot. we have all these awesome ai features, yet you guys keep copying and pasting like it’s 1985. ^ said no one ever

dario amodei's worried that AI may take control over the whole internet over the next 6-12 months. i'm considering donating all my online accounts to AI right away. i will then go outside and hang out with my friends irl. just like in the old days.

everyone called me crazy when 5 years ago i moved to oregon to be closer to aws us-west-2. now the same people have data centers in their backyards anyway. how does it feel, hm?

so bill gates is afraid of ai now. no wonder. any ai coding agent can now write better viruses than bill. and probably rewrite windows from scratch in a week, without bugs.

to the moon! www.modelrepublic.org/articles/a16...

what are you top inventions of 2026? mine so far: 1. pervert glasses 2. meat proxy 3. ai slop

great choice of a thumbnail

still better than ios 26.

just as i thought.

i've just spent 10 minutes trying to copy text from one apple note to another one. each time, it ends up copying some random garbage that's in neither of these notes. i had to type the text by hand. what the fuck.

oh god, i’ve barely joined the company and there’s already so much fuss about it. to clarify: the real reason is that the only payment method my landlord accepts is anthropic stock. so yes, i’m working for a paycheck. couldn’t care less about the “lets make a chatbot” vision.

went to a startup meetup. every other person there claimed to be a “GTM Engineer”. is the market for Google Tag Manager really this good? i thought it’s a single snippet you copy-paste into your website.

slop leadership.

product idea: “linkedin-native ai girlfriend”. you add her to your professional network and she fills the void in the results of your outreach campaign. unlike a real person, she’s always up to jump on a quick call, and will never forget to respond to your pitch deck.

if ai existed 20 years ago, steve wouldn’t need johnny ive at all. he’d just prompt “design something that makes people cry and costs $999” and ai hands him a rectangle with no ports, then he unveils it like he reinvented fire

that's what the anthropic export controls were trying to protect us from. let's go.

if ai existed 20 years ago, steve wouldn’t need johnny ive at all. he’d just prompt “design something that makes people cry and costs $999” and ai hands him a rectangle with no ports, then he unveils it like he reinvented fire

if ai existed 20 years ago zuck wouldn’t have had to invent facebook. he’d skip the whole social network grift and just get an ai girlfriend day one.

if ai existed 30 years ago bill could skip windows entirely, and just get an ai to nag him about updates and forced restarts directly. he’d have more time to fix his marriage and feel guilty about malaria.

if ai existed 20 years ago zuck wouldn’t have had to invent facebook. he’d skip the whole social network grift and just get an ai girlfriend day one.

every time i visit a friend’s house i say “alexa, wake me up at 3am” out loud. because somewhere in a data center jeff is taking notes and i want my friend’s sleep schedule to suffer for hosting surveillance hardware in their living room. trust but verify. mostly verify. mostly make them suffer.

aws just became a quintillion dollar company, making jeff the first quintillionaire and overtaking elon as richest man in the world. it’s now also the largest creditor in the world, all thanks to a billing system “miscalculation”.

went to an ai meetup in sf last night. all slides were clearly written by chatgpt. one of the presenters didn’t even bother showing up, his presentation included an ai avatar who gave the talk. pizza was free, sponsored by openai.