Secular Strategy

I used to frame this as: If we could pass a constitutional amendment guaranteeing trans people access to comprehensive gender-affirming healthcare, the bathroom of their choice, etc., in exchange for us giving up sports, do you think the people who don't want trans people in sports would go for it?

Nah, keep mocking the shit out of her

A woman-owned Vietnamese restaurant built in an abandoned London subway station called The Pho Lopian Tube

Bad Take HOF: Love it or leave it

@danryckert.com Hopefully this clears things up

It wasn't a false flag. "It was all an elaborate plan by the Trump administration" has got to be one of the dumbest takes possible in 2026.

What the hell are we doing here?

Imagine getting roundhouse kicked by someone with a nuclear black belt.

The opposite of "Please clap"

All the stats are here!

My what??

The number of sacks is tied with the number of first downs. That's bad, right?

ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video. The Trump administration is lying.

Big wrench

@giantbomb.bsky.social I don't mean to be presumptuous about the next Blight Club game, but there is a sewer level...

Board Game Of Thrones

I knew the audio would work wonders

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

What is it gonna take for us to get the Kagaya waiter to Portland? @alexnavarro.bsky.social

Me criticizing your fanfiction

The so-called Nigerian Prince is obviously a greedy scammer, and I look forward to paying the taxes on his money held in escrow so we can profit together.

She has a question for the teacher

Fantastic article. Everyone who has had the slightest inclination to add their 2 cents to the "controversy" (or any of the other ones that will crop up this year) needs to read this first.

If Hercule Poirot fused with a Columbo villain

Time traveler: Mr Gates no stop if you invent Windows you will only make 999 million dollars in the future due to wealth taxes 1985 Bill Gates: wow well nevermind I guess

When you learn what the super soldier serum does to your bowel movements.

"Okay, Kash, play it cool and they won't know you farted"

Do not fuck with needlepointers. We have the precision of snipers.

Donald Trump says we need to harvest all the cheese from the moon. Here's how many trips that would take in a SpaceX rocket.

As we confront a second Trump presidency, here’s a path forward: 🧵

First saw this nightmare fuel at Target years ago and now you have to suffer with me.

All small dogs are puppies. I don't care how old they are.