Scott Nellé

Still covering Elon Musk as a business mogul and not foregrounding his murderous white nationalist politics is like doing a piece on only the clown career of John Wayne Gacy.

A colleague mentioned on a Zoom call how he started shopping at a restaurant supply store and named a product I had never heard of and have no reason to buy. 10 hours later I saw an ad for it on Facebook. Zoom is 100% mining transcripts and selling the data, with participant names, to ad vendors.

Seeing a lot of right wing rage bait, normally completely absent, in my facebook feed. I can tell that's the American right trying to fill the gap left by the destroyed Russian bot farms, because like everything the American right does the targeting is a complete failure.

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Not looking forward to heating my house this winter after the historically unpopular and obviously incompetent president started a pointless war that nearly doubled the price of oil.

I've designed a risotto stirring robot that I'm calling "Domo Arigato Mr. Risotto" and I'm asking for $10 million.

Big announcement on the way from the trump administration.

RIP, Peter Cullen. 'til all are one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkjW...

The best celebrity passed away. 😞 RIP, Dolly.

In the last few years bags of fun size candy bars have doubled in price, from $3.50 to $7. Corporations have lost their damn minds!

You're telling me that Google is spending billions of dollars on a feature no one wants, which costs Google money every time it's used while simultaneously undercutting the ad network that represents 78% of their revenue, and it's not proving to be an effective strategy? I'm shocked.

This is the truth.

They should set a Fast and Furious movie in Southern California and call it "Where in the World is Car Men? San Diego."

I recently saw a line about AI-generated content that said "why would I want to read something that no one even bothered to write?" and I think my whole company feels that in our collective bones as we stare down a 29-item code review queue.

Joel Creasey's contestant outfit in season five of Taskmaster Australia is ICONIC

My most unhinged (but 100% accurate) take is that if you go to a museum and see a "Do Not Touch" label, everything there that isn't similarly labelled is fair game to touch.

Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?

I wish I recorded more of my DJ sets because every time I listen back to them I am (for some reason 😅) surprised to find that I like all the songs. I've managed to remember to hit record three times ever. And here they are www.mixcloud.com/scottnelle/

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Last week I saw someone with a Chiquita Bananas baseball cap and I said "That is quite possibly the world's perfect hat." He had no idea what I was talking about and I suddenly felt 1000 years old.

Hey guess what? The dow isn't over 50,000 anymore. In fact it's significantly under. Can we start prosecuting the human traffickers now?

Disappointed to learn that "Hamnet" is not a retelling of "Hamlet" set in a 90s hacker collective.

Remember homework? We'd spend 7 hours at school and then 5-8 different people would give us extra tasks to do at home every night. Absurd. No wonder work culture is so toxic in this country.

You go to Sweetwater to buy a weird cable. You put it in your cart. You check your cable stash to make sure you don't already have one. You have a couple, but you're not sure how well they work. You return to your cart. You wonder "do I need any other weird cables right now?" You start shopping.

My Secura electric kettle gave up the ghost today, after 6 years of 2-3 cycles a day. I wish it lasted a little longer, but I didn't hesitate for a single minute to order a new one of the exact same product. Solid $29 purchase.

Nothing describes the soul of the Republican Party more than Pam Bondi citing the stock markets as her excuse for not going after pedophile billionaires.

If the US government was functioning as intended this *alone* would be enough to impeach and remove him, let alone all the horrors. The mountain of reasons this clown doesn't deserve his position is unending.

When a new administration is in power and the Department of Justice returns to its traditional, non-partisan operation, I'm begging you to please please please remember that prosecuting the previous administration for its actual crimes is not a partisan issue. That doesn't "make us just like them."

Each year I'm surprised to learn that (only) six more weeks of winter is meant to be the scary outcome. Where I live the idea that spring might arrive in mid February is laughable and if it arrives in mid-March there's a county-wide wave of euphoria. Snow until May is more common.

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

The Mandalorian s2E16 The Return. People need a collective opportunity to cry tears of joy and whatever else this brings up for them.

From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.

Enough with the horrors. Jesus.

I realized that I can buy lossless versions of older tracks that I love for like $2 and then remaster them myself to make them sound more dancefloor-friendly alongside modern material. I'm gonna be such a menace! 😁

I’m laughing so hard at this: these types of promo screenings are always in big cities, so seeing Chicago, NYC, Boston, LA on here isn’t a surprise, but then you’ve got Springfield VT in the mix, which is hilarious to me because Springfield is… far from everything.

Feels like a metaphor for *something* or other.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

The "Department of Government Efficiency" has disbanded eight months early. DOGE sowed chaos throughout the government and disrupted services relied upon by millions, while finding hardly any savings. Here's what you should know about damage that DOGE leaves behind.

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

I'm gonna get into baking so I can start using the catch phrase "Challah at ya boy" while sharing fresh bread with my friends.