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"How do I design stats for an RPG?" is a question I'm sure many people have asked over the years. At the very least, it is a question a lot of people should have asked more, because more often than not, stat systems are impenetrably terrible and overly complicated.

Day 17: A Black Halberd leans precariously to your right. Or no, wait, it's a Glaive. In any case, it looks like it's easy to use, and does a lot of damage. #PF_Octobit

Day 16: The light reflects off of the silhouette of a large wax cylinder. You express that it must have degraded over time, but the shopkeeper shakes its head slowly to the contrary. #PF_Octobit

Day 15: The maws of this rock formation groan in sequence. It's abstract dimensions make you uncomfortable. #PF_Octobit

Day 14: A normal IV Bag mounted on a not so normal apparatus. The modern contrivance is only circumstantial, it seems. #PF_Octobit

Day 13: A massive pile of pixie dust. Assured to be freshly ground pixies. #PF_Octobit

The Sonic 1 boss theme sounds like Mr. Crowley.

Day 12: A bag of Orphans' Clothing. Wait...you mean clothing for orphans, right? No, but...then why would it be for sale... #PF_Octobit

There's no greater poison than certainty. I see it there. I see it here.

Day 11: A large glowing igneous formation stands perfectly balanced before you. Similarly to the shopkeeper, it seems to emit light by drawing darkness into itself, subverting everything you know about the properties of such. #PF_Octobit

Day 10: A grim, scythed prosthetic lays idly in its alcove. Peculiarly, blood pours from the mounting point, rather than the cruel hooked blade. #PF_Octobit

This oneshot fucking rules. mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/titles/100842

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Day 8: Some manner of arcane construct whirs away at your feet. You have no idea what kind of function it is meant to serve, but it appears to be brand name, so you're tempted to buy it anyway. #PF_Octobit

Day 7: A statue of a mysterious robed figure...are those robes? You're suddenly not so sure. You inquire with the shopkeeper who briefly tilts its head skyward before returning to its previous posture. #PF_Octobit

Day 6: Oh hey, it's the obligatory big-ass jar of slim jims. Hell yeah. #PF_Octobit

Day 4: A pair of jeweled knuckle dusters gleam within their compartment. They seem gaudy, but the well-worn patina on the handles leads you to believe they're functional. #PF_Octobit

Day 3: You spy a vuvuzela in the compartment below you. You recoil, overcome with disgust.

Day 2: A canister of some colorless...liquid? Bizarrely, despite being clear, you cannot see through to the other side. #PF_Octobit

I can't wait to move the skull.

Almost forgot to post them here. lol

Day 1: You notice a large pile of meat. You can't identify it, but the way it glistens makes it look indescribably delicious. #PF_Octobit

#PF_Octobit You approach the suspicious shop, the bizarre cloaked shopkeeper remaining still as you approach. You remove your wallet from your coat pocket, but the shopkeeper shakes its head, then gestures lazily at the clock displaying a suspiciously large amount of time.

This matters less if your parameters are handled automatically by the game. For example, your character gains a level and are allocated a developer-determined selection stats based on their role. In this case, significance is gauged and determined by the developer, so modifiers are less integral.

"Yeah, I vibe code." *a faint buzzing noise is heard from my direction*

I don't know why, but this whole sequence makes me intensely emotional. The pure rage of a man utterly fed up by his absurd circumstances.

Eugh, when I stretch it sounds like the drums from Hot for Teacher.

I need a Samus version of this gif.

youtu.be/wPA4fbjdU00?... We finished the new short, by the way!