Sarah Day 🖋️🦊

NEWS: Delighted to announce Moonchaser, the next Courier novella, is coming in 2027 from @underlandpress.bsky.social!

*tiny little ghost garland on the wall* ah yes this is a safe space for me, a ghost UuU

Who up getting hit in the face with a bow wave of feelings as they start cleaning out their dead ex husband's storage unit

I know titles are hard and everything but I just got a notification about an astrology zine and downloaded it without even reading the blurb because it's called GHOSTFUCKER, so keep delving in them title mines, kids, it's important.

This is also the time of year every coffee shop makes 'scary' lattes by putting charcoal in them. If you take birth control by mouth, that shit will not work when there's charcoal in your stomach.

Tomato booty

They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

It is a fucking weird time to work in technical content.

"So this is definitely not a thing... Or a relationship... Or a situationship." "It's certainly not a situationship. Situationships are for children who can't talk about their feelings." "Okay, what's the word when it's adults who can't talk about their feelings?"

Shout out to @rahaeli.bsky.social's pre-vaccine antihistamine protocol, which has me feeling pretty good this morning after my flu+COVID shots, instead of like hammered ass (derogatory), which is how I usually feel.

THIS IS GENDER

it’s rare to see pictures of all the people in a sex cult and be like wow no not a single one. not even under duress not even with dedicated brainwashing. pulling an opposite-madeline kahn in history of the world. pointing to every cheesing goober’s linkedin headshot going no, no, no, no, no,

as ever when a straight man does some antisocial shit it’s an antisocial shit problem. when a lesbian does some antisocial shit it’s a lesbian problem

*reading a list of racehorse names to @neolithicsheep.bsky.social* Me: ... Trouble Brewing Him: That's Kit (the baby mustang's) stripper name Me: Tiz the Bomb Him: "Tism the Bomb" is *my* stripper name

Sigma mindset:

When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.

Thousand words on next book this morning and it's feeling good. I love it when the book tells me things I didn't know about it as I'm writing it. Like I'm making a room and a little guy shows up to tell me about itself. Best feeling.

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

What, you mean Worry and Humpy?

Go to bed; tired is stupid.

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I have offered a sacrifice of my own blood and am about to take a second trip to the hardware store, this is definitely a home improvement project

Me: Do you need me to go to the hardware store? Me, 5 min later: So... should I go to the hardware store? @neolithicsheep.bsky.social: I mean... Sure? I can go with you if you want? Me: No I don't mind! Him: Why are you-- Me: Because if I don't do something I have to write my book. Him: Ah.

Scene: the group chat with my little brother and his girlfriends Bro: Don't forget BURGER DAY Me: What's burger day Bro: oh nvm Sarah Me: Keep me out of your weird sex stuff Ben Girlfriend: lol Girlfriend 2: *rofl emoji* Bro: No

The problem (big air quotes here) with finishing a @premeemohamed.com book is that whatever you read immediately after suffers by comparison. Go buy WICKHILLS! Buy it and read it!

20 year old me was a fucking idiot, actually. Love her, grateful for what she learned and how she grew, but she wasn't in the right weight class to judge 40 year old me.

What if you were a furry and also had a confinement kink www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2026/09...

All humans are currently assisting other cats. Cats are very important to us. Please stay on the line. Cats will be fed in the order in which they were received.

The prow of the bed is the: 1. Head, where your head goes when you lay down, and where you cannot see anything beyond or behind you. 2. Foot, where your feet go, and where you face when looking down from the head.

I spent 10 days of California's shelter in place on extremely strong prescription pain medication and reader, those were some of the most pleasant days of my life. Four hour baths, animal crossing, and the nod, yes please.

I’m not arguing that LLMs have free will, I’m arguing that neither do you

Who up frappin they chinos

If this is true it sounds like a lot of guys in the GOP are waking up in the middle of the night with wet beds from the nightmares of how the midterms are gonna go.

the good lord gave you a mouth full of teeth and all you do is eat food you not walking in Divine abundance

Scorpio: You know, even though "chupacabra" translates as "goatsucker," they'll suck damn near anything, long as there's blood in it. Tough son of a bitches too. Ornerier than hell. Still, I seen one killed once. So it is doable. Alright, well...adios.