Sammy/שמואל

Sammy/שמואל

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That is to say, it has definitely served various good purposes in the past (along with, obviously, bad ones), especially during the era of mass decolonization, but is no longer so worthwhile a political framework to pursue, and universalism and cooperation should be our preferred tools today.

I didn't think to post about this until I saw something today that made me think of it, and others may be interested. For context, there was a talk given here recently by a certain mayor's father about his new book, but focusing on his time as a student at the University of Pittsburgh. (Cont. ↓)

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I don't want to give the impression this is exactly what he said and believes, this is my best recollection along with my (hopefully faithful) expounding of what he said in our very brief conversation. This was also mostly abstract, and I obviously can't say what he'd say in x or y practical case.

If you're curious about the first part of his answer, it was more or less that while his son's middle name was from a leader of a national movement, he was not personally connected to it. So importantly, it is not really an expression of said nationalism, but rather a more universalist solidarity.

I didn't think to post about this until I saw something today that made me think of it, and others may be interested. For context, there was a talk given here recently by a certain mayor's father about his new book, but focusing on his time as a student at the University of Pittsburgh. (Cont. ↓)

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However, it did make me curious about anti-colonial expressions of nationalism, especially given his son's middle name. So after he had signed some people's books, I asked him about this, and he gave a two part answer, the relevant conclusion of the second part being: Nationalism is now passé.

That is to say, it has definitely served various good purposes in the past (along with, obviously, bad ones), especially during the era of mass decolonization, but is no longer so worthwhile a political framework to pursue, and universalism and cooperation should be our preferred tools today.

I didn't think to post about this until I saw something today that made me think of it, and others may be interested. For context, there was a talk given here recently by a certain mayor's father about his new book, but focusing on his time as a student at the University of Pittsburgh. (Cont. ↓)

When it came time for questions, a lot of people asked about various political things, mostly ones directly relevant to what he had discussed, but some a little less so (and one that I doubt would have been asked if not for him being the father of said mayor). He gave very thoughtful answers to all.

Earlier he had briefly mentioned his next book will be (broadly) about questions surrounding universalism, nation states, nationalisms, perceptions of homeland, etc. The last audience question touched on this, especially nation states, he gave a good answer, and I now wait patiently for the book.

Just a glimpse into my neurotic, twisted mind.

Sammy/שמואל@sammyshear.com

"It's been over 3 minutes since I checked out! I could have stolen like 50 things in that time!" "What if someone who didn't see me pay gets concerned and nobody that did see me pay is still here to vouch for me?!?!" "Oh no, I used the self-checkout to avoid the long line, nobody even knows I paid!"

After three days, inspiration struck: Dear beloved cousin Yanky, may you live, I am happy for your good health and fortune in America. Detroit sounds a good place for you, but I am confused why so many crazy people are there. IY”H you will not be affected. From your devoted cousin, Avruml

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I think the reason Trump was so up in arms about not giving mobsters in movies Italian names (because of woke or whatever) is that he's worried they're going to just start naming all the mob bosses after him and viewers will start drawing the proper connections...

Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social

3. They're stealing from me. So, I want my people to be honest, and if they're not honest, I'll have my DOJ go and do whatever they have to do.” (I have isolated Trump's voice)

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“Move back to the homeland of the Litvaks”- When someone sees you trying out Nusach Sfard When someone sees you leaving a Seder for a Fabrengen…

Honestly I would be much more receptive (-50% total receptiveness rather than -100%) to an antisemite saying to me "go back to the homeland of the Litvaks" over "go back to Poland," because it's funnier. (Also I actually have recent Litvish ancestry, but no recent family lived in what's now Poland.)

Sammy/שמואל@sammyshear.com

One of my favorite pastimes on Jewish news websites is to read the comments on the articles, and this one is fun:

It's kind of cheating because Jewish Lite is spread over many modern day countries, but I still have more recent ancestors who lived there than in the contrasting Jewish historic Poland.

If anyone here who has read Snow Crash and didn't like it sees this, please let me know. I feel like I'm going crazy whenever it's brought up because everyone seems to love it and I disliked very nearly everything about it after the first chapter.

Saw an X post being made fun of on Reddit (I'm maximizing my suffering) with a picture of someone wearing tefillin asking why "Jews worship a black cube" (we don't), but one of the comments that is very funny to my 3 am brain was just "people of the big cube vs people of the small cube."

I gave a (very) short drash today about the parsha* and just asked some of my gentile friends if they'd be interested in hearing me retell it, but then I accidentally came up with the (self deprecating?) slogan "Here for the Shear, not the Shiur." *Mostly based on something from Rov Soloveitchik.

I thought I'd posted this joke before, but I want everyone to know that my updated version involving a Lubavitcher telling a Satmarer that they "only have the one" got a laugh from and was deemed "clever" by a Lubavitcher today, so my ego is pretty big right now.

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A litvak stops a galitsianer and asks if they can ask them a question, the galitsianer says "no," so the litvak asks 9 questions.

I also told it in Yiddish this time, and the first person I told it to (victim is too harsh a word) did not quite get it, but his father-in-law understood and gave me that oh so high praise.

I had told the first person that I would study some of the Lubavitcher Rebbe's sichos with him the other day since his understanding of Chabad is better than mine, and my understanding of Yiddish is better than his. So I guess today was his first Yiddish lesson.

I don't use the more "correct" term of "voliner" because my family were podolyers and volinye shouldn't get to claim the rest of Pale of Settlement Ukrainian Jewry.

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Based on the fact they used the (pretty standard) same tsvey vovn without a pasekh for "bay," but also "yetst" and not "itst" I'm not so confident one way or the other on whether this guy is a poylisher himself. (Could just be an SEY Ukrayner though.)

I gave it some thought (~2 minutes) last night after getting back from some Hakafos shul hopping (that I didn't quite intend to do, but that's beside the point) and decided that if I led a community and needed a geographic name, I might have to be the squiller rov.

I have no plans to do any leading of a community (and I am not a Rov), but if I did (and were), "Squirrel Hiller Rov" sounds clunky, and the "Pittsburgher Rebbe" is taken.

What are our bets that the Yeshiva student that did this (per Dr. Henry Abramson's book "Reading the Talmud") was familiar with the Lionel Hutz Business card bit? Alternatively, bets on the Simpsons' writer having studied Talmud?

It is interesting because this is a pretty old style of joke, but the only thing I could think of when I was (re)reading this part of this book was the business card.

I was going to make a joke about Karaites but for Wisconsin state law and then I realized that's a sovereign citizen

Mikhail Gorbaechev@mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social

what does it even mean to "dislike the Talmud"? Might as well say "I dislike Wisconsin law from 1843-1990"

I've defended him for a long time now, but I'm getting sick of him privileging the Jews of New York over the rest of us... It's Yom Kippur here in Pittsburgh too Mr. Mayor, or do you think that doesn't warrant a statement since you're "only Mayor of NYC," and "other cities have their own Mayors?"

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Corey O'Connor can't wish me an easy and meaningful fast on Bluesky, he hasn't even updated his profile here to indicate he's no longer just the Mayor-elect! Mamdani is Bluesky's mayor, and I'm tired of him not acting like it.

I'm becoming increasingly convinced the good Mayor thinks he only holds office and therefore authority in NYC, when in actuality, he-- *checks notes* oh, uh, my bad, he's right actually. My apologies.

The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.

I tried to keep it a representative sample, so I'm missing some games that could definitely be included, but also I still managed to have 3 Star Wars games on there.

Micah@rincewind.run

here’s mine, which is mostly a collection of RPGs that lodged themselves deep into my brain, Civ 2, and the greatest sports game ever made

Only slightly related, but it's always tickled me a bit how the vast majority of my family connections to prominent German Jews come by way of a marriage to a descendant of the North Carolina Cone family, who was born, raised, and has remained Protestant.

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She was amenable (not sure how serious she actually was) to converting, but her husband was worried she would take it too seriously and he wouldn't be allowed to eat treyf anymore.

Saw a truck for an SEC Hardwood Services company today, there are Securities and Exchange Commissions everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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Why did they ask women at the securities and exchange commission

I've defended him for a long time now, but I'm getting sick of him privileging the Jews of New York over the rest of us... It's Yom Kippur here in Pittsburgh too Mr. Mayor, or do you think that doesn't warrant a statement since you're "only Mayor of NYC," and "other cities have their own Mayors?"

It was bad enough that he refused to make a statement on the Port Authority here getting renamed "Pittsburgh Regional Transit" over such trivial things as "he doesn't live here" and "he wasn't even the Mayor of New York when that happened."

guy who thinks someone condemning acts of terrorism done by Jewish people is because they're antisemitic (and that's bad) because he's islamophobic and thinks that people condemn acts of terrorism done by Muslims because they're also islamophobic, but that's good

Correct guy who thinks terrorism is bad and should be condemned regardless of who does it, and that it doesn't reflect on other people who share the terrorist's religious, national, ethnic, etc. background.

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I decided I would check the LCAAJ interviewee from Satanov's audio, and before even listening to it, I notice that in the eydes.de location index it is listed as "Sótǝnǝf," which I might have seen before and just paid no mind to it.