Sam 🏳️‍⚧️

Not feeling good, gonna roll the dice to see if doing nothing but watching movies makes things better or infinitely worse

My beloved

Coolest thing in the world is when you're playing a game from 20 years ago and having a specific technical issue only to google the problem and learn you might be the only person in the world who has ever had this problem

Skin every EA executive alive challenge

i'm straight up never forgiving ea for this bullshit

Well well well would you look at the time

I don't care HOW cool the Deadlock characters are I'm not playing a fucking MOBA

Girls kissing

cdi hypno: ooo mah boi you wonder what's for DINNER soooo bad. i bet you're so hungry, you could eat an OKTOROK. im gonna grab your STUFF

AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.

Lego Obama be like "My Lego Americans"

now this is truly a namco museum...

Just watched VHS Mixtape

nothing funny about dysphoria. he needs gender affirming care. this current administration doesn't have the will or ability to care for our most marginalized citizens. when im in charge, people like Sonic will be able to get the therapeutic and medical care they need after i blast them with my beam

Something Something podcast sandwich pun. Our episode on Resident Evil is up! Check it out!

Started playing The Quarry and the motion blur was so bad that the second I got control of the camera I got a throbbing headache

ain't that the asdfmovie guy

Next podcast episode spoilers

Signal boosting 👇

They're inventing new ways for a girl to be sleepy

It's my birthday so legally speaking you have to listen to my podcast

Me logging on

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma isn't on blu ray but I found this 4K copy of Sleepaway Camp 2 at my local wal mart which is basically the same thing

It’s that time of year.

... Well now certainly is an interesting time to have a new Halo video ready to premiere... Check out the brand new Halo Legends episode of Play The Movies! with special guest @goldathena.bsky.social ! youtu.be/XoSx-19UqTA

Now that we're 4 episodes in to the Play The Movies podcast, I'd really like to highlight the amazing art that @doublebergercomics.bsky.social has made for our thumbnails and my profile picture! She's been consistently great with my many zany requests, and she's open for commissions!!

Reading the George A Romero script for Resident Evil and respectfully sir, shut the fuck up

Check out the newest episode of the Play The Movies Podcast! Sam and I get to talk about the classic Mortal Kombat movie! youtu.be/jICe5pkS1H4

Well well well would you look at the time

The woke left doesn't want you to know this but it's kinda difficult to wipe your own ass when you've got a herniated disc

Editing the next podcast

Hey, Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker Green PSP okay?

lowkey we’re all smoking penis

[metroid] ravenous scribbles

This would fix me I think

As much as I love buff badass lesbian Samus, I also really love the version of her from that one Super Metroid gag manga where she's this weirdo obsessed with round objects and hiding in small spaces

metroid ravenous