clare

so are we gonna meet up and howl at the moon tonight or what

my bad man it’s my first time on earth

“hope for the best, but prepare for the worst” but it’s prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst

i always have a bad feeling that something will happen so when something bad does happen i am vindicated

if i don’t fix my life in September i’ll just have to wait and try again next year

inviting all the neighborhood cats over for a party at mine. you should stop by

i don’t know what i’m doing with my life i was supposed to be born as a mushroom growing out of a log

nice joke Idiot you made me laugh and feel a small glimmer of hope for just a moment

i like your exoskeleton i mean outfit

bro get over here we’re at the lighthouse going slowly crazy together

i will maintain an air of professionalism. despite my secret thirst for Revenge

i like you let’s move into a cottage and start a garden together

source? i heard it in the trees

babe it’s not what you think. we only met up to duel one another

can i come over and practice my new normal personality on you

my hour of darkness has lasted at least two years so far

sorry boss i can’t come in today. i’ve gotta go reconnect with nature

if i were a raccoon i’d rummage through your trash can

don't worry you'll get your spark back in no time

i've been lost in a mysterious fog for the last twenty days

i went into the sea and all of the whales knew you

i was taxidermied in a past life

good morning sun, good morning headache, good morning stomach ache, good morning knee pain

i think i need some kind of exorcism

i’m gonna wander into your life and stick around forever. like a stray cat

can you see the invisible string that ties us together or is it just me

watch out i’ll be attacking you during the full moon tonight

tomorrow i will fix my entire life don’t you worry

hey man i love your thoughts. how do you come up with those

hold on i’m plugging your voice into my bird call identifier app

yes i’d love to learn your family card game i’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all

bro stop casting spells on me right now

please everyone go outside right now and touch some grass. maybe even hug a tree

oh yeah being uncontrollably angry all the time is like totally normal for me

shhh listen. the birds are singing for you

sorry i can’t follow you unless you invite me in

you seem weird. hast thou been pilfering my mead again?

watch out man it looks like everyone is out to get you

and in your next life you will be reborn as a bird living in Home Depot

i’m actually going to fix my life this month. or maybe make it worse we’ll see

let me into your house please i just wanna see what the vibe is

me and a bunch of friends are going to be killing a large amount of brain cells this evening. care to join us?