Ry

DFS:

The bar is so low

Broken Strings - James Morrison and Nelly Furtado is a 10/10 pop song

I don’t wanna have a job, I want to lift weights and be a big dumb bro

Am I about to rep 95kg bench for 4?

The setup cost more than I was expecting it to but at least it’s pretty

For those who might need to hear it: You are not a failure. Failure indicates there was a programmed directive. As humans we do not have that. The only directive we have is an evolutionary one to live. Everything else that comes along the way is a bonus. You are not a failure.

Tit wank:

Might edge for the rest of the day

These gays are using AI.

Morning wood could break glass

I did the gym or sumfin

Fighting the urge to get rid of all my body hair 🙃🙃🙃

Being blown in the wrong way today

Good morning

My vape on my bed

fucking disappeared

8 year old me in the playground

I remembered to take a picture on my new phone

I have a new phone so as is custom, expect less photos than before because I forget that I have a camera on my phone

People watching at the gym. Straight men have such inflated egos

Seasonal depression is knocking on the door 🙃🙃🙃

Call me Jesus as I’m being resurrected

Chat, I have been away all weekend without touching myself and now I’m climbing the walls…. If I don’t put myself in someone in the next 3 minutes I might die

Start of Covid*** || Now ***August of 2020 as I didn’t have a selfie closer than that

There is a Heated Rivalry Musical Parody. The soundtrack is actually quite funny

I’ve had the most chill birthday. Slept in. Ate Greggs. Watched the traitors. And now getting ready to play Dungeons and Dragons cosplaying as my own character

The guys in London 🥵

I’ve gone down a rabbit hole about professional football players Ferran Torres and Pedri being a couple…. And chat…. I’m convinced

Want my ***** licked and my *** ate

SEE?!!!

Pew dew… like the sweaty mark you leave after you get up from a seat aka your pew

My butt is so sweaty at the gym I’m leaving pew dew…

The only thing that is stopping me from progressing at the gym is my fucking sleep schedule….

My knees are cold

At what point do I quit my corporate job and open up a cat cafe/plant shop

I think it’s quite sick that as a western society we mash up chicken meat and mould them into the shape of their ancestors…

Spent the last hour looking up new houses instead of doing by CV for a job that could help me buy said houses

Do I buy 83659826 jocks for my birthday?

Call me immature but even though i suck dick and eat ass, you will NEVER see me eat the bruised bit of a banana

Fuck it - I’ll join in. Me and my 9 albums

Just had a subby tower bottom (very tall bottom) come over and he was SO hungry to please it set off a primal switch in me. Literally on the brink of going to a forest and marking my territory

My prayers were answered today

I feel like the TikTok meme x Bluesky crossover hasn’t happened yet

MY CLIENT WANTS TO KNOW WHY SHE GETS NO PENIS….

Like if you’re jealous of my cat x