Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)

Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)

@ryhanbeard.bsky.social

Pansexual dweeb in the DMV who's enthusiastic about comics, horror, & rasslin'. Co-host of the Jortscenter podcast. I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it. linktr.ee/jortscenter

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Absolutely insane that in the end it wasn't WWE who made the call to move the event out of the active terror site but SAUDI ARABIA Fucking death cult of a company

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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)
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So yeah, HALLOWARRIOR rocks. Hope this crew does another film sooner than later.

boxd.itA ★★★★ review of Hallowarrior (2026)Before I start today’s review, I’d like to inform those of you who read these that yet again, some shuffling needed to be done during this year’s “Unseen Terror.” Initially, today’s entry was going to...
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#NW:/#NowWatching Added it to the list this year when I saw that Milly Shapiro from Hereditary was in it, and I feel like it’s been an eternity since I saw her in anything new.

Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)
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This year’s list of movies is starting to make me think that I might be a masochist.

boxd.itA ★ review of Rocktober Blood (1984)UNSEEN TERROR 2026: DAY 26 The worlds or heavy metal and horror are more intrinsically linked than most folks would want to admit. A few examples include the founding fathers of the music genre taking...
Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)@ryhanbeard.bsky.social

#NW:/#NowWatching The heavy metal/horror hybrid films world isn’t nearly as big as it could be, but I’m hoping this one is at least fun.

Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)
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SPECIES is way goofier than I remembered it being. Conversely, it’s also a lot of fun.

boxd.itA ★★★½ review of Species (1995)Every now and then I’ll cheat during one of my October “marathons” by including a picture that I haven’t seen in more than two decades. When compiling this year’s list, I came upon 1995’s sci-fi/horro...
Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)@ryhanbeard.bsky.social

#NW: This is technically cheating because I’ve seen this before, but it’s been 25+ years since I have and remember virtually nothing about it.

Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)
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DEATH KAPPA is one of those “I’m not apologizing for my score” kind of films.

boxd.itA ★★★ review of Death Kappa (2010)The longer that I do this marathon, the more I realize that I’m slowly running out of kaiju films to talk about. Every year I try my best to include a fresh review for something I’ve never seen in thi...
Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)@ryhanbeard.bsky.social

#NW: Somehow this 2010 kaiju flick turned into a Troma film before its first act was even done.

Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)
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SEEDPEOPLE is “Based on an original idea by Charles Band” Suuuuuuuuure.

boxd.itA ★★ review of Seedpeople (1992)UNSEEN TERROR 2026: DAY 21 Ever since I started this marathon back in 2011, I’ve been told by a few people that I don’t watch nearly enough from longstanding distribution and production company Full M...
Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)@ryhanbeard.bsky.social

#NW: Full Moon doing their take on “Body Snatchers,” because why not?

Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)
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Haven’t been able to keep up w/ #DarkSideoftheCage as much as I’d like to, but I’m currently watching the Mark Coleman episode and holy hell is this kinda nuts. Him yelling off camera at the crew and some of the on-screen interviewees to stop dillydallying/lying about some details is super awkward.

Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)
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Okay, BEYOND RE-ANIMATOR is good, but not great. That canceled follow-up sounds utterly bonkers though!

boxd.itA ★★★ review of Beyond Re-Animator (2003)If my memory hasn’t fully failed me, I discovered my love and adoration for 1985’s horror-comedy Re-Animator and its follow-up, 1990’s Bride of Re-Animator, during the entire time that I’ve been doing...
Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)@ryhanbeard.bsky.social

#NW: I love the first two entries in this franchise, but have never seen this one until now. Hear mixed things though.

Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)
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Well hey, that was way better than expected!

boxd.itA ★★★ review of Valentine (2001)My first impressions of 2001’s Valentine was that it was just another disposable piece of media following the reemergence of the slasher genre that came after the success of pictures like Scream. Part...
Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)@ryhanbeard.bsky.social

#NW: I remember avoiding this when it came out in theaters, but it’s apparently been reappraised over the years, so why not?

Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)
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I admire that the director stuck to his guns and got this out despite having only $80k for a budget (and it taking over a year to shoot). boxd.it/gRvmgn

boxd.itA ★★½ review of The Video Dead (1987)UNSEEN TERROR 2026: DAY 18 I suppose you can file 1987’s horror-comedy The Video Dead under the category of “not what I thought it would be at all.” Oddly enough, the first time I ever heard of this p...
Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)@ryhanbeard.bsky.social

#NW: Only thing I know about it is that the older actor from “The Greasy Strangler” is in it. And it has something to do with zombies.

Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)
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I feel like rating this wouldn’t make any sense unless you’re a diehard fan of THE ROOM. 🤷‍♂️

boxd.itA review of Big Shark (2023)UNSEEN TERROR 2026: DAY 17 Oh lord. Where to begin with a movie from writer/director/actor Tommy Wiseau that ISN’T The Room? Especially one that I suppose is his take on action-horror hybrids such as ...
Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)@ryhanbeard.bsky.social

#NW: I had no idea that Tommy Wiseau was allowed to make another movie 20 years after “The Room.”

Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)
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Anyone who doesn’t call this a horror movie is straight up wrong.

boxd.itA ★★★★½ review of Misery (1990)UNSEEN TERROR 2026: DAY 16 There isn’t much that I can say about this that hasn’t been said by literally anyone else on this site. I suppose the only thing that I CAN say is that it’s completely under...
Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)@ryhanbeard.bsky.social

#NW: Yes, this is a first time viewing for me (at least in full).