🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?)

Trick-or-Treating every day in October until I forget!

WARNING! DANGER! Someone on El-Sayed's team has a functional sense of humor and comedic timing!

Yes, hello, Warden Sharp? Yeah.... yeah... well, someone mentioned Goku to @jongraywb.blacksky.app again... Yes, please, as soon as you can possibly get here...

HOW DID NONE OF YOU PEOPLE TELL ME THIS WAS GOING TO BE A THING I thought we were frennnnns. 😭

So I have four days off in a row, but somehow this has turned into a very adult-y week. Oh, gaming will be involved, sure, but this week primarily involves: - figuring out open enrollment - a work meeting on a day off - the eye doctor 🤨 - the doctor doctor 😮 - the teeth doctor 😱 I NEED AN ADULT!

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Danny DeVault Girl

• Ahmed Zewail (Egypt / US): Won 1999 Nobel Prize in #Chemistry • Nader Masmoudi (Tunisia): Won Fermat Prize in #mathematics • Abbas Bahri (Tunisia): also received the Fermat Prize • Sir Michael Atiyah (Lebanese descent / British): #mathematician who won both Fields Medal and Abel Prize.

"They don't produce literature." [stares in Scheherazade]

BlueSky has four kinds of users:

Just heard a clip from President Obama's speech in Michigan. For a brief minute, all was right with the world.

So, had this unique interaction with a business owner who saw my one-star Yelp review where I said I was interested in the place but disliked the fact that all the art & menus are AI. Take a look. Maybe it's possible people are starting to realize the cement shoes that AI made for them will sink?

It has come to my attention that not all of you are doing the hustle. To that, I only have one thing to say:

DO THE HUSTLE! 🪈🪈💃🏻🪩🕺🏻🪈🪈

Jamaican me crazy, mon.

National Treasure Between My Legs

Harry Enten is the result of a SportsCenter anchor accidentally showing up to a CNN set and I love it.

You don't have to like the Democrats. But right now, they are the only viable option. Vote to stop the slide into fascism, or it will only get worse.

#fallout76

Gays be like, "I really needed this," and it's Barack Obama just speaking in complete, coherent sentences.

Dazzle, define a shitty parent.

No, my name's not "baby" It's Laurence Mr. T if ya nasty

A handy reference mnemonic for discussing one's sexuality: Take your first initial. If it begins with the letters A-Z then you're gay. The only exception is if your name starts with X, in which case you're Xtra gay. Smart. Helpful. Scientific.

That's hot. ~ thermometer

So I hate to admit this, but it's only after his death that I'm finding out how much of a damn good person Eric Bauza was. He supported the writers during the WGA strike. He believed in the ART of animation and the HUMANS that make it. I better not hear anything from any studio chuds who back AI.

THIS WEEK'S STREAMING SCHEDULE: ....um... Imma do some. Probably. At some point. .... IMMA STREAMER NOW MA

This is why I ALWAYS go looking for the Naughty Nightwear in "Fallout: New Vegas." GIMME DAT LUCK BOOST.

This is a wild theory but hear me out...

@sketchfox7.bsky.social

ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR MORGAN FREEMAN: A birth certificate actually does make Dr. Abdul El-Sayed an American, however.

**approaches the lecturn** **adjusts microphone** ahem... HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF THIS BULLSHIT ASS AI PREVIEW I KNOW THE SONG I'M FUCKING LOOKING FOR YOU FUCKAZZ YOUTUBE MOTHERFUCKER SLOPSLINGERS ...thank you. **steps aside** **curtsy** **walks off stage**

Alright alright everybody s-- **giggles** everybody stop I'm going OMG NO FOR REALS STOP **cracks up** YOU GUYSSSSSSS I'M SO SERIOUS I'm going to go back to sleep so shut up so I can-- NO YOU SHUT UP!... NO YOU... NO YOU TIMES INFINITY....

Sandra Hüller IS Olivia Colman AS Imelda Staunton In "Dame: The Dame Judi Dench Story" AS "M," who will return in "Avengers: Doomsday."

Add "Between My Legs" to a movie title. The Incredible Hulk Between My Legs

This one stings a lot and scares me. I joke about being "40+x" but the truth is I'm 44. He was only two years older than I am. How young. How talented. That courtroom scene in "Coyote vs. Acme" was just him saying "Beep beep" over and over. How do you convey emotion by just saying that? He did it.

Halloween candy is expensive this year, so I’ll just be handing out burgers made with my feet as is the tradition of my people.

Post a character you think is cool and give no explanation why

Add "Between My Legs" to a movie title. Sausage Party Between My Legs.

Jesus Mary and Joseph... An incredible talent.

DON'T TRY TO TELL ME DREAMS CAN'T COME TRUE

Hey, skyline... can I see some doggies? I'm not feeling so good in my brain container.