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It’s ADHD Awareness Month 🦋 This charity is helping give people a voice 💚 thehidden.charity

I think it’s official. I’m old. I’m really stepping into my M&S era… these fragrances are so good 🤤 Bought this one yesterday. I kept smelling myself like a pervert 😂 it’s so good

New ceramic Apple Watch… “streamlined and sophisticated” and doesn’t have any straps that match the case colour except for a sport band?! That’s exactly what I want when I spend nearly a grand on a new watch is it to look mismatched. Have they lost their minds?!

I shouldn’t be awake this early on a Saturday 😭

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

This app on a Friday is unhinged. I love it

Puppy Court is now in session!

Why the fuck am I wide awake at this time of the morning?! 😩

Happy Frigay! 🌈 I think my sleep score is measuring someone else because I feel wrecked. Oh and my resting heart rate has been steadily rising all week 🥲

Good morning! Happy humpday! Remember to stay hydrated today please

If my friends think I’m insufferable now just wait until I’ve read this

Thursday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Happy Saturday! Happy London Pride 🏳️‍🌈 I hope everyone does a whole multitude of gay things

The heat is having a real effect on #fcf today 🥵 makes sense that it’s pride season 😏

Good morning you bunch of weirdos and ✨ Faguettes ✨ happy Friday and a very happy FCF on pride weekend too 🏳️‍🌈🍆

Age: 40 Pronouns: He/Him Location: SE London Height: 5’8 Sign: Alpaca Sexuality: Homo Taken (hostage): Yes Fave food: pad Thai (no egg please) Smoke: Nope Tattoos: 0 Piercings: 0 Fave colour: purple Music: nothing specific DMs: Sure. Why not? You live once!

To help us all during this difficult time please send nudes please and thank you 🙏 😜

The multimillionaire Nigel Farage rails against climate action, while gliding from one air-conditioned building to another. He knows that he and his ilk will suffer least. But he is prepared to sacrifice everyone else to the demands of his fossil-fuelled funders. So much for "the man of the people".

You’re missing big time if you’re not having cold foot baths at the moment. It’s pure heaven 🥰

Never seen 24 degrees at 7am before in London. I’m still seeing people wearing heavyweight denim and leather shoes 🫠 people are actually stupid 🤦🏻‍♂️

Oh I forgot! It’s the summer solstice! Happy astronomical summer 🌞

Good morning! Happy Sunday! I might’ve started crying when this track decided to invite itself into my fyp on TikTok just now🥲 youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI?...

Oi. Sign this. Please and thank you petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

Apparently some people don’t sleep naked! Mind blowing!

Forgot about this but eggs. Omg 🤢

Trying to find decent clothes is so infuriating! Why the fuck is everything “loose” “relaxed” “oversized” “cotton rich”?! Elasticated trousers can fuck off too 🤬

Good morning you sexy internet strangers 😋 finally some nice weather that’s not going to give me anxiety, or make me sweat, or freeze me, or give me wind chill, or completely soak me….

Oh joy. Group messages. Praise be

TinyFreaksUnit on TikTok is one of my favourite accounts 😂

Good morning! It’s amazing what a good nights sleep can do for my mood 🙌 but then I discovered I need to order all of my supplements because I’m running out. Devastated! 😭

It’s going to be a very long hump day for me 🫩

Same hun. Same 🫩🥵😵‍💫😩😈

Oi. You bunch of thirsty sluts 😏 DRINK MORE WATER! Hydration is sexy 💋

Happy bank holiday Monday! 🙌 If you’re struggling with this heat, you can use a cold foot bath to help drop your temperature. Works like a dream!

I absolutely adore summer but it’s too hot already 😭

Good morning! Happy wank holiday weekend 🍾🙌

THIS 🙌

I bought ingredients to make some cheesy pasta for tonight and I just can’t imagine myself cooking anything tonight. So I’ve decided we’re getting a kebab 🤭

Good morning! Apparently I slept well. I’m not convinced. Anyway, have a fabulous day 💃

I checked the news. It’s not a happy Friday. By the way, the golden statue in the background is Athena, goddess of wisdom

When the local council results are announced and everyone is surprised…

Apparently I’m getting a parcel delivered by Evri today.. or tomorrow or whenever they decide not to deliver it at all

PEOPLE ARE DUMB

EVERYBODY STAY CALM! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Treated myself to some people watching during lunch. Every middle management finance bro looking twat was wearing some type of brown shoes. Stop wearing brown shoes! You look ridiculous

Happy Friday!

Watching Interior Design Masters and apparently I know absolutely fuck all about good design 😂

Well this is terrifying!