Rufus Hound

Just had the email through and... proud is an understatement. Can't believe its official, but there we are. Bluesky just confirmed it: I have the fittest followers on the platform. A-grade smokeshows left and right, up and down. Sensational work, you vision x

In bit of a very desperate zone atm so hoping the Blusky vibes are free reposts & visits to my shop - davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com where I sell good stuff to zen to. Thank you. #illustration #shop #dogs #art #illustrator #drawing #prints #books

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Have you read Riddley Walker by Russell Hoban? I think you'd love it

It's so funny seeing the press do a whole "But is the pedestrianisation of Oxford Street a good thing?" thing. Pedestriaisation ALWAYS works. Always. Bit of a bump when it switches and then, almost immediately, life/commerce roars into the fill the gaps left by diesel fumes. Love this for London

Just went and watched Digger I have absolutely no idea how anyone couldn't be awed by how good it is. An absolute masterpiece. What is the role of art? What is the role of art in a collapsing society? What makes a story truthful? Just staggeringly good

Angel Delight

So, a month ago I married @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social It was the greatest weekend of my life Ridiculously into this brilliant woman, my beautiful, delightful, funny wife. (Apologies this post isn't horrible. I know that's not how social media is meant to work. Yet here I am posting it anyway)

The spellving on this advertilsving is intervestving

Anyway. Play this! brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran... I promise it's funny! There is some of my very silliest writing in there! And it won an award! And it's free! AND I desperately need external validation to make anything I do feel worthwhile. Yes I am looking into therapy for that leave me alone

My dad fought in the war and he wasn't a racist. My late mother was a teenager and dedicated her life to helping refugees. My cousin is in her 80s and "fucking hates racists". You don't get a get out of racist jail free card simply for being old and having happened to have lived during a war.

Well said. How many of Tommy Robinson’s Sport’s Direct paramilitary division go and help or worship at the churches they claim they want to protect. It’s much easier to don a balaclava and shout at the RNLI. #HopeNotHate

Funny how both Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson echo Kremlin talking points about Russian Brexit meddling being a ‘lie’, exactly as they did a decade ago blaming the EU for Putin’s first invasion of Ukraine

Ballsy talk from a man whose only job is apparently 'Being a dickhead on camera for money'.

I'm in Dublin. Fuck, I love Dublin though

So petty, the music industry continues to be the biggest threat to the music industry. No wonder no one risks music reviews/editorial on YouTube, what with Warner Chappell et al claiming karaoke snippets.

I'm not saying @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social is definitely magic, but her phone just loaded the glastonbury 'buy tickets' page in ten minutes flat See you up Pilton 👍

And as is tradition, we high-fived each other at the end of the wedding and immediately went on separate tours. I'm back with Paul Merton & Suki Webster in their fabulous improv show: www.paulmerton.com/improv-show And Hound is starring alongside the phenomenal Susie Blake in: www.murderplay.com 🔥

Last weekend I married my favourite person in the world @rufushound.com It was magic. And so is he.

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Everyone have a good weekend?

Today was the day 😁

Tickets are now on sale for our world premiere of our film. It feels so cool to write that! www.genesiscinema.co.uk/event/113852

Thanks to everyone who is signing up It means a lot - having incinerated my BBC bridge and left monkey cage , I still have so much more art, science , wonder that I want to investigate Patreon.com/robinince

Morning after press night here up in North Wales, and I've woken up with a blonde and a brunette #showbiz #reallylovelyactually

The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Funny/"like, of course"

Yeah, for any fans of the @questingtime.bsky.social pandemic campaign we have something VERY special in this for you guys. Take a look at the character names on the IMDB. We very much had you all in mind when we set out making this: www.imdb.com/title/tt4479...

It's having its world premiere on the 3rd Oct at 9pm as part of the London Independent Film Festival. There's so many incredible people from comedy in it. And so much talent off screen. Honestly we're so so excited to finally be able to talk about it and actually have people see it soon.

Some big news I've been waiting SO LONG to talk about!! I made a feature film! It's a fun, silly heartfelt comedy with entirely improvised dialogue. Myself and the wonderful Briony Redman and Richard Soames have been working on it for four years. It's a lifelong dream come true. Here's the poster:

vm.tiktok.com/ZN8Y46Pmt/ 😁

Ah! The Paper has a Season Two! Delighted by that. Season one criminally underrated imho. Will be glad to see it back for more

"I want your children's lungs to be smaller and less functional" is a bold electoral strategy.

The speakers on my laptop are so shit that everything that plays through them sounds like it's on the phone in GTA. It's actually quite atmospheric Don't hate it. Makes spotify lossless sound like it's playing off scratchy vinyl 👍

I love how dripping in playground energy this is 😂 "My EX friend actually! I actually said I didn't want to be HIS friend and I actually broke up with HIM. So there."

So, farewell then, Bluebell Hodgkiss, a dog who made people that were scared of dogs, not scared of dogs and who elegantly looked after Sally Hodgkiss until I could. All dogs go to heaven, they say, but Bluebell especially so. What a good dog you were 💔

Some letter to some kid from some writer who'd asked for some advice about writing

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.