MadDogMavis

oh. This is how they did the voices in Celeste. 110% lmao

Got my German passport and everything ready for if/when I need to leave this country

Nipple Clamps >:3

Want someone to lobotomize me and I'm not sure if I'm joking, take away my humanity, fuck me up

"capitalism is the most efficient method of distributing resources"

don't know what I was doing here lol

being a woman is nice. I like women... they're soft... I'm so fucking soft.and gay for woman like holy shit I love them they're so pretty like me now like wtf

More of a costume then a outfit but still cute... could stand to lose some weight

*Throws their pet hedgehog in a lake to fish it out" Omg! So wholesome 110% good vibes adorable astrology chungus!

I need people to respect me less

Why do all these beautiful women keep calling themselves furries when they seem to have a pretty standard amount of body hair? Like keep rocking on regardless, just strange :p

In the mood to be choked until I pass out in someone else's hand, seeing their beautiful eyes, framed by beautiful flickering lights

When the government bails them out with your tax dollars under the pretense that the technology they built using your tax dollars is necessary for them to remain competitive against foreign enemies.

added squats to my workout routine, only 3 reps and 20 lbs but you gotta start somewhere. Need a fatter ass and the lbs don't want to store down there so gotta do this the hard way -_-

girls prettyyyy

I do need to go thru my following list at some point if I seriously want to use this site in an extended capacity as currently my recommendations are a bit all over the place...

Listened to puppy girl hypno but it didn't have the part at the end that tells you to snap back to normal and I got stuck in puppy mode and couldn't say english vocabulary until my gf sensing weakness beat me up a bit... It was a beatiful morning I felt so relaxed and happy today 💜💜💜

I have returned!!

I bought one of these to try, expecting it to be awful. I'm horrified to report its actually very good. They even have cola flavored pop rocks in it, genuinely a good cookie. i hate it

This is huge. The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries 👇 www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...

Put politics aside. Musk got greedy (after overpaying) and tried to throttle links in order to force all content onto Twitter itself. This backfired hugely. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Honestly I was just following everyone at some point in order to boost Blueskys numbers but now since I'm actually using this app I need to cut down on some of that lmao

Holy Fuck 5% is high. Not entirely removed from my life experiences, but I live near Baltimore so...

We live in a capitalist society. Make them regret that.

Valve's ibex (steam controller 2) and roy controllers just leaked. There's various versions of the roy controllers.

If someone says they're a centrist or a moderate that usually just means that they don't know anything about politics and are embarrassed to say so or they are ashamed of their vote and won't tell you. Either way you won't appeal to them through adopting policies of your opposition. They don't care

Assuming it's made in China and it's 400ish dollars the next switch will be like 100 extra lol

Hello to the Bluesky community! We're trundling on in with an announcement; the Steam Autumn Sale starts next Wednesday, November 27th with deals on games of all types - from games that are blue, to games that are about skies, and everything in between.

Last night, 19 Senators voted to end illegal arms sales to Israel. We stood up to AIPAC, the Democratic Senate leadership, and the Biden administration. We must continue going forward to end illegal arms sales and hold Netanyahu accountable for his war crimes.

Conservatives hate the free market. How dare people change platforms when their needs aren't met by another one?

When I leave here to visit Twitter, I get a "watch your purse" feeling.

"the runaway toxicity effect" As more generally decent people leave the old site for the new one the remaining user base on the old site is more toxic. This leads to more of the old site's user base leaving the platform. The cycle repeats.

Please valve I need substance

Clearly he hasn't seen my tits

Fun fact but the word "man" is gender neutral Using "man" as a way to defer to "male" is a modern thing. It used to be "weremen" So it's actually conservative to call masculine coded individuals "weremen", and assume if someone calls themselves "a man" they are actually nonbinary

I'm back

Cheese cabinet

Happy Halloween!!!