Ruby Roberts

Ruby Roberts

@rubyroberts.bsky.social

28 | UK | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 🔞 I write smut stories about lesbians and terrible, sinister, evil women! Hey, check out all my links and such here: https://linktr.ee/RubyRobertsx

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Yall should really read Transfer Kitty. Awful women, forced dysphoria, sports shenanigans. Also my fucking god Phorna sucks so much and I adore her for it.

Lark@larklyte.bsky.social

Transfer Kitty, Part 3: Image Rights The season is over, so now what? archiveofourown.org/works/912777...

IT'S HERE! I've been SO excited for this one to come out. It's probably my favourite chapter so far. There were some scenes were I was absolutely kicking my little feet while editing it. GOD. Sindra sucks, it rules.

Lark@larklyte.bsky.social

Transfer Kitty, Part 3: Image Rights The season is over, so now what? archiveofourown.org/works/912777...

Being very restrained and not making a post that would have come across as a subtweet but is a general point but is also a subtweet because it would have pissed a bunch of people off. So instead I bottle it up (like all my worst feelings) and make this sub-subtweet.

The cool thing about catastrophising is that it's good to do because you probably end up being correct about what's going to happen, unlike holding onto hope, which will result in you being extremely wrong.

Some of the conversations in the new Deadlock patch reveal new stuff about Calico's assassination attempt on Pocket, but I still think someone should do toxic Mina/Calico yuri art where Calico is taunting Mina about killing her fiance (or at least attempting to)

Reading the Wikipedia page for US presidential pets, and Benjamin Harrison apparently had two possums named "Mr. Reciprocity" and "Mr. Protection", and Mr. Reciprocity is definitely the most swagged-up name of all the pets on this list.

They were named after key planks of the 1896 Republican Party platform, which is definitely dork loser shit, but Mr. Reciprocity is so good it outweighs that.

Calvin Coolidge seemingly tried to replicate the rousing success of Mr. Reciprocity and Mr. Protection by naming two pet lion cubs from Johannesburg "Tax Reduction" and "Budget Bureau" but as you can see, in line with him being a massive loser, their names could never match Mr. Reciprocity's swag.

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If you have The Football on the brain after hearing about the Man City charges and want to read about another team corrupted by new owners, why not try Transfer Kitty~! bsky.app/profile/lark...

Lark@larklyte.bsky.social

Transfer Kitty, Part 1. Tyneside United gets a new owner. It's the best thing I've ever written~ archiveofourown.org/works/912777...

Ruby Roberts reposted

just got around to reading this (chapter 1 at least ) and oh my fucking god why didn’t i sooner

Lark@larklyte.bsky.social

Transfer Kitty, Part 1. Tyneside United gets a new owner. It's the best thing I've ever written~ archiveofourown.org/works/912777...

Manager who says "At this company, we're a family" brainwashing her subordinates into thinking of everyone in the office as such to fuel her incest kink

Ruby Roberts@rubyroberts.bsky.social

Tfw you have an absolute banger of a story idea for a kink you really don't have

Evil woman tying up her girlfriend and proposing to her with a full villain song musical number that explains her evil plan like she's a cartoon character.

you just know if I was a better artist and animator and could write and play music and sing I'd be cooking up some Hazbin-ass villain songs for Sammy Dazzle

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I just picture her nervously wringing her hands and then her entire posture changing IMMEDIATELY when Harrow demands the name

Ruby Roberts@rubyroberts.bsky.social

She's SO scared of her ehehehehehe

Look Outside VERY quickly became one of my favourite games of all time. It's unique and scary and horrifying and yet still has so much heart and whimsy to it. I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Devolver Digital@devolverdigital.com

Look Outside on Nintendo Switch 2. Look Outside on Nintendo Switch. Look Outside on PlayStation 5. Look Outside on PlayStation 4. All on October 30. 🪟 👀

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Look Outside on Nintendo Switch 2. Look Outside on Nintendo Switch. Look Outside on PlayStation 5. Look Outside on PlayStation 4. All on October 30. 🪟 👀