Russian Troll Factories For Progress

All y'all plebeians might equate Walter Koenig as Pavel Chekov from Star Trek, but trick is on you. Is Bester from Babylon 5. Yeah. Was more memorable as Bester. Am glad can just acknowledge things and don't have to fight, because all are adult here.

Hey. Let me just say. Watch "The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty" (2013) and just be still. Have an idea what James Thurber originally intended, but Ben Stiller really captures heart of story. Also, was on my brother's top 10 movies, year before he died. Didn't expect that. Anyway. Is realy good.

When someone says wants to colonize Mars because Earth is too fragile tells me they intend to do things harmful to Earth. Also, don't get how inhospitable Mars is.

Ah. So *league officials* were racist assholes, not necessarily parents. SOOOOO much better.

Damn. Is worth every minute.

Yeah. Impeachment and removal not sufficient. Turn motherfucker over to Hague for all fishermen he murdered.

Here is deal: Musk spent hundreds of millions in politics over last few years. Money probably borrowed from banks for 0% backed by stock. If stock becomes worthless, Elon would be in debt with no ability to pay. Best way to bankrupt Elon? Cancel government contracts.

Your attention, everyone, have very important announcement: Max Miller's Tasting History board game kickstarter has over $380,000 on Kickstarter. His goal was $9,000. Just thought we could use some more good news.

One thing not mentioned nearly enough is pure *joy* of progressive candidates.

If is crime where individual would go to jail, those responsible for decision should go to jail. Or corporation should go to jail. Have permission to operate as corporation revoked.

Is true. And was going to talk about how mitochondrial DNA affects autism, but not willing to go into all that. Just know, whatever you think you know about genetics is probably insufficient. Life is far more complex than you know.

Look. Will never tell you how to vote. Just vote. Vote with knowledge of what is you vote for. Knowing what likely future you are voting for. Make America Great Again. By voting for those actually working to take care of Americans. All Americans. Vote out those weak-ass fucks.

When Democrats take the House

Wait, am confused. NYPD now good guys? /robot voice: Does not Compute.

I'm thinking this guy and Martin Shkreli at a fundraiser where people bid to punch one or other in the face. Fundraiser for school trans surgeries, of course.

This motherfucker is Prime Suspect One when comes to selling out America to foreign powers (which is not necessarily treason, but is definitely felonious).

Here is thing I both love and fear: These motherfuckers are *so* distanced from reality, they don't know how to think rationally or sanely. Peter Thiel believes in literal Antichrist, but schlock horror version. Doesn't recognize he more closely resembles Biblical version.

Man. And to think I spent many years perfecting my Donald Duck voice to entertain children. Shoutout to all people who dedicate hours developing very specific skills.

Here is other thing: not only are progressives putting up hotties, same hotties look like *are having fun*. This is energy Democrats need to engender. Nourish. Develop. Embody.

Proud to have voted for her. I'm from Alaska, but I voted for her anyway. (I kid! I kid! Originally from Alaska, but have been in Ohio for many many years.)

I say this with utmost sincerity: Vivek Ramaswamy can fuck off to Fuckyouberg, capital of Fuckoffistan. There he can dine at Eatshitanddie Cafe.

Presidential pardons only work at federal level, and only criminal charges. That leaves open war crimes at Hague, state-level criminal prosecution, and civil suits. People are already planning all these things.

See, here is deal. Billionaires can control national security. Just one billionaire, multiple nations. Is definitive argument against billionaires. Bye, motherfuckers.

Nah. I don't think MAGA is prepared to deal with us after we win the midterms. No matter how violent they get.

Yeah. Alaska is another territory Russia wishes hadn't given up. Witkoff and Kushner should practice running off and fucking selves.

Ramaswamy is man of poor character, and even poorer judgement. And if sees politics as sport, maybe should take up baseball instead.

This is why betting markets (INCLUDING sports betting) need to be banned. Just completely outlawed.

If is true, has deeply troubling implications for all electronic voting machines and process by which we vet them. I mean, yeah, no more hanging chads, but c'mon.

Man, this motherfucker just can't help but felony. You know what they say: "a felony a day keeps the dementia at bay." Or something like that.

BE CAREFUL! Ballot selfies are not legal in all states. Here is convenient list of states and legality of selfies. In Ohio, is fifth degree felony, with fines up to $2500 and potential jail time.

Can't wait until citizens can start suing each sadistic fuck assaulting them, and the US government as well.

Motherfucker knows he's guilty. Otherwise wouldn't feel need to threaten. Has blood on hands from DOGE (USAID, especially) and Ukraine.

Am saying, if taxed billionaires' unrealized wealth leveraged to take out 0% loans at, say, 20%, would find billionaires would either have less available wealth, or would need to realize some of that unrealized wealth and be subject to capital gains. Time to take fight to these motherfuckers.

Can't say DeWine is a great guy, as is still Republican. But has integrity, even if wrong on social views. Also was one of first governors to shut down state (March 13, 2020) when COVID hit. Now has two things I like him for.

Am not woman, but agree with message. Collapse fucking economy and be free.

This motherfucker is worse than Trump. He's smart enough to know better, smart enough to know we know he's lying, and he *still* says this shit with straight (punchable) face.

Should tax unrealized gains billionaires use to secure 0% interest loans. Or, fuck it, tax all unrealized gains at 0% for first $10M graduated scale up to 50% for every billion over, say $10B. Basically, tax billionaires until are only hundred-millionaires. Or, guillotine works too.

Additional: Remove Trump monuments Fully fund education system, USAID, research, etc Restore East Wing Abolish ICE Outlaw private prisons Pass presidential anti-corruption act Expand SCOTUS to 13 Repeal Trump vs. US Fund Green New Deal Prosecute Trump and allies

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Let's relax libel and slander laws for political ads. Make it harder for motherfuckers to lie about you, and make them scared to make outrageous claims.

Man. Some "come at you" vibes.

Look. Need to know what to do about billionaires. Some want guillotine (like me). Others think just need wealth tax. Whatever decision, need them to know they are at our will. We decide their fate. And should know guillotine is option.

I'm neither Democrat nor Republican. I'm "we're all in this together." We take care of each other, against all aggressors. You decide where you belong here. Either we take care of each other, or some get more than others. Decide some get more than others: Fuck you. We're all in this together.

Am thinking slander and libel laws be relaxed for political ads.

Am hoping have helped here. Reported President of organization stealing $10B to funnel to private organization without authorization of the board.

Goddamn! I thought was law against this, named after chili? Or was that just dream?