Scott Keith 🇨🇦

Scott Keith 🇨🇦

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Scott’s Blog of Doom at www.blogofdoom.com. I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z! Daily classic wrestling reviews in the morning and snarky quips any time.

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Congratulations to Devens, who I didn’t know as a Survivor player, but he was a GREAT Big Brother player and had my favorite eviction of all time in the finale. #bb28

Sen. Eric Schmitt: I only have one more question: Did you or did you not engage in acts of piracy in the Caribbean? Jack Smith: Sir, that was Captain Jack Sparrow.

Sen. Eric Schmitt: I have one more question: When and where were you briefed on the fact that Janie’s got a gun? Jack Smith: I believe you are confusing me with Aerosmith.

Sen. Eric Schmitt: I only have one more question for you: Are you BIZARRRRRRRRRE? Jack Smith: I believe you are confusing me with the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith.

Sen. Eric Schmitt: I have only one question left for you: How soon IS now? Jack Smith: I believe you have confused me with 80s band The Smiths

To clarify, this isn’t them commemorating 9/11 or the victims, it’s them celebrating the anniversary of the self-congratulatory show that they put on a few days later. Stay classy.