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He’s really regressing. This is just a toddler acting out after they find something that makes one of the adults laugh

Do I even wanna know what Bill Maher did now? The guy has been huffing Trump‘s farts for the past two years, so how did he manage to get a book written about him?

Taking tour toddler to the 9pm showing of You Can See Everything is certainly a choice

Crazy how they’re all just genetically terrible people

What’s assume for a second that he’s not completely wrong and that Cuba really is looking for a change. Do they really think anyone else is going to believe that the US has their back under this administration?

Jesus christ. Some texas republican pac is sending student guides on transitioning to the families of registered Republicans. How many kids do you think you’re getting beat for something they have no idea about?

Who the hell authorized this picture for release? It looks like Hegseth is about to merc the president

I feel like there has to be a way to pivot this into getting the Republicans to quit with the homophobic bullshit

Fuck these people. Take the houses.

Freddie got fingered for tax purposes

Are all of this is important, but can we talk for one second about her having that shake that some old people get from loss of motor control? Can we get rid of all these motherfuckers that are one foot in the grave?

Fuuuck. I just saw what a ChatGPT conversation looks like, and I hate people and don’t wanna talk to any of you, but I may have to start chatting with strangers to save some of you from yourselves.

Everyone starting to remember that they may still need a job when this is all over

Holy shit. The gorilla channel is real.

Absolutely wild that the most disgusting stoner you know is also a bloodthirsty monster

I’m not going to go full old fart and claim that pop music is getting lazier, but the shit that makes it to radio definitely is

Softer than baby shit

This is a bad sign on its own, but couple with them starting to televise executions…

The fire engine just went by, and they’re painting those black too now? Civil service in this country is fucked.

What’s up with dungeon crawler Carl? People seem really into it, but it seems like the same people who somehow convinced me to read ready player one

I think Trump’s uncle is one of the few people he actually looked up to. The same guy now new Tesla, worked on the atom bomb, and had the Unabomber as a student

Can we stop, for just one fucking day, being the worst that humanity has to offer?

Looking forward to having to stay off the Internet for two weeks while everyone memes this shit into the ground

New Outlook inspires a hatred in me that I didn’t even know I was capable of having for a piece of software. It’s like the people that designed it have never sent a fucking business email in their life.

The tweets later today are going to be lit

I’m tired of hearing people complain about boomers. Yeah they’re greedy in myopic, but y’all don’t hate Gen X enough. I encounter way more sadists in than that cohort than any other.

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What’s with his weird over pronunciation of affordability is that just him being weird, or is it meant to be a mocking tone?

I don’t think 2026 America is built for rationing. If we start seeing fuel shortages, I fully expect people to start ripping each other‘s throats out at the pump

Showing I’m a big important boy by attending the ribbon cutting for every new Applebee’s in the country

If the US government is gonna pay for Trump’s campaign ads, can we at least get that psychotic one from his convention a week or two ago?

Why the fuck are half the movies at my local AMC re-releases of stuff from 10+ years ago? Have we reached the stage where we’re not even bothering to do remakes anymore?

What the fuck? How did I become significantly older than Drake?

TERF island still not beating the allegations

Remember when everyone lost their fucking minds over this?

Does anyone still know a guy with an idea for an app? It just occurred to me that one of the perks of living in AI hell is that those guys found an outlet that doesn’t involve the rest of us

Love that what’s finally killing American IP law is that the government wants to make racist Optimus prime memes

They couldn’t have used a picture of something other than Trump bustin’?

Anyway, is there a movie with the electrocution/shark dilemma, or does he just really like the universal Studios Jaws ride? because that scenario is too specific to come up as often as it does without it being something that haunts him for some reason

How the fuck is Joe Rogan gonna get cold feet now? Motherfucker is as deep in this administration as anyone. He was partying there not two months ago.

Little sad that vey few people live long enough to see how history has judged them

Mfers still trying to relitigate 2016 and i just can’t anymore. If we’re 12 years and three elections out and you still wanna argue you were wronged, it says a lot more about you than it does your enemies at this point

Have we found out who the fbi bestiality exemption is for yet? It’s hotta be somebody they think is important and who would be unable to hide it

Wow. A celebrity pawn shop owner is in favor of immiserating the people? Would never have seen that coming.

Playing Magic and wanting to branch out from Commander, but every 60 card format is just netdecking. This sucks shit.