Schmendrik Lamarr

And in other news: Professional Hypocrite, Trotskyist Baroness Claire Fox has replaced Arsene Wenger in my wall of shame

Just watching the Manchester United sh*t show on MotD and it’s hard to convey how much everything is being set up for them to beat us next week And that’s before they possibly appoint Antonio Conte as the new manager #Chelsea

UK companies are trashing the environment and wrecking the lives of people overseas through their global supply chains - and UK law lets them get away with it. Join me and call for a new #BizHumanRights law to put #PlanetOverProfit. action.friendsoftheearth.uk/petition/mak...

Shocked! Shocked I tell you!

Over 15 excruciating minutes, Zack Polanski left himself in a real state www.thetimes.com/article/1acf...

The stats in this article are just shocking: One data centre (the Drax proposal) will make more emissions than DOUBLE all the flights out of Gatwick EVERY YEAR 315 proposed UK data centres will require 73GW of energy. DOUBLE the UK's TOTAL winter demand THIS IS MADNESS

Q: "Are you concerned about the current plague outbreak in Russia?" Trump: "I am…I hate to see them having it. It's a rough disease. You know, that's a disease we used to be able to control, but somehow those microbes have gotten stronger and smarter."

never the wrong time for this classic

If the courts have determined that the antisemite David Miller’s antizionism is a “protected belief” then surely, logically “Zionism” must also be a protected belief @adamwagner1.bsky.social

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Ça plane pour moi britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

Britain's future relationship with Europe is being debated in Parliament on 12th October. I've just asked my MP to attend. Will you ask yours? www.europeanmovement.co.uk/contact-mp-a...

Brentford 3 #Chelsea 0 #Arsenal and #Spurs: "Hold our beers"

Normal service resumed #Chelsea

Fofana standing there with his d*ck in his hand (as usual) #Chelsea

Pretty sure Alonso must be train running training sessions with Josh and Hato in midfield

This is what it’s come to: spend north of £2 billion and field the superannuated Hendo and young ginger bollox as your starting midfield for the fifth game of the season #Chelsea #BRECHE

Just found out that Wyclef Jean was at the Chelsea v Brighton game He saw Pascal Groß score two times #illgetmycoat

After last Sunday when Pedro got severely rattled by the big lumps in Arsenal’s defence, and how well Welbeck played last night, do you think Alonso might think playing Pedro against Hull’s agricultural defence might be a bit of a risk? #Chelsea

Can’t blame the current crop of idiot Sporting Directors but why oh why did we sell Ampadu? #Chelsea #CHELEE

Truly shocking first half #Chelsea #CHELEE

#ClearedbyVAR

David Raya big game keeper

Can’t understand why there were no takers for Malo Gusto at £75m #Chelsea

Fofana left looking like an idiot No change there then #Chelsea

Need Lavia to do something he’s never done for #Chelsea in the league before: a full 90

Things not going Joao Pedro’s way today Time to bring on Welbz #Chelsea #ARSCHE

Just wondering if there is a podcast that Simon Sebag Montefiore HASN’T been promoting his new book on recently #Asking4AFriend

But you've all heard of Andrew fucking Wakefield.

Apparently the Aston Villa deal with #Chelsea for Jackson is for £65m but only £47.5m up front + £17.5m in add-ons These add-ons better be easy to achieve like "Jackson must get caught offside 3+ times per game" or "Jackson must have a shower after training". Otherwise Villa are having a laugh

I don’t think so Editing #EpicFail #Chelsea ⭐️⭐️ #WeveWonitAll ⭐️⭐️

Odds on Lavia lasting the full 90? #Chelsea

@totallyshow.bsky.social are you guys still on [your *Totally* deserved] holiday? When are you back podding again?

I hope someone remembers to ask one or two probing questions to the Home Office in the midst of this political row "Badenoch said Bonehill-Paine was certified by the Home Office to train police on antisemitism and countering extremism."

Amazing stat quoted by Marina Hyde in @theguardian.com “A fascinating report last week by Luminate, the entertainment data analysts, found that 39% of Americans identified as content creators” Those algorithms have got their work cut out

When we said the #Chelsea squad needed a bunch of experienced fighters this wasn’t quite what we meant

Clutching at straws here but if #Chelsea sign Henderson the first training session with Fernandez should at least be interesting #tasty

Astonishing admission from Greater Manchester Police today that they failed to examine Jihad al-Shamie's phones after arresting him in February and September last year If they had looked, they would have found evidence of him planning a terror attack before he struck the Heaton Park synagogue