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No one: Jalen Carter:

#NeverForget #KoreanFlight007

when your mom took you shopping at jc penney on a saturday for two hours and you had to pretend the clothes racks were your fans #wrestling #wwf

Sidney seals it in Salt Lake City!

No one told me that part of being a dad is the newfound joy of eating leftovers to clear room in the fridge.

Who's gonna be the first @mlb.com player to do this? #BlackOps6 #BO6

*me, hammered from the tail gate, talking to the seven year old next to me about the flyover we all just saw before the football game*

I called @okcplumbingandhvac.bsky.social with a shower issue, but they just hung up on me before I could finish explaining. #DripDripDrip

Team USA just won the IIHF World Juniors gold medal on a breakaway in overtime and the arena immediately started playing the guitar solo from Freebird over the loudspeakers as they were jumping on each other in the corner. Unreal. 🇺🇸

Finally, have seen the new Tropicana orange juice bottles. Different shape, who cares? Six ounces less for the same price. Now that is a big trash. Thanks, Pepsi Co. Thanks PAI Partners.

Final leg on a little parlay was Dallas +5. They were getting the ball back with 2:10 left. They blocked the punt. They did not cover in regulation. Betting sports is dumb.

Is that parrot eating ass?

It's not healthy that all the 24-hour news channels specifically rely on force feeding viewers opinions of the news. #Obvious

It bothers me when people put their car in park whilst in the drive-thru.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

How it feels leaving the "other" place. #ByeByeTwitter

Hi. My name is Teddy. Can I take your order? #MiniGoldenDoodle

Huh?!

Paynt's EASHL build is Agent Blue. He plays Secret Agent Man on his phone every time he scores a goal. www.vibeanytime.com

Hi. Good evening.