Rod AF

I finally bit the bullet and ordered a new phone. I must concede that when the phone you have suddenly gains the ability to take a photo of part of itself it's time for a new phone

"I fucked around and I found out" to the tune of "I fought the law and the law won" goes through my head with an alarming frequency

Everyone freaking out about AI meanwhile I'm just trying to get a 30 year old drum machine to interface with a 10 year old laptop with a broken screen

In the wake of a certain president arbitrarily renaming things, I once again emphasize my commitment, as a proud Canadian, to insisting that the correct spelling of that great western state is "Colourado"

Downloading Kali for the first time in forever (totally legal reasons) and the default turns out to be not a live-bootable version (why?! Since when?!) So now downloading the live-boot version which is only available via torrent (why?!) and it's stuck on 99% wtf with all of this

I just conjugated the word "hamburger" as though it was a French verb and lemme tell you the kid (and presumably tout le monde) was not impressed. Anyway nous hamburgons ce soir

But if the partnership included a magic spell that made shitty coffee and doughnuts taste delicious... nah hell no fuck Tim's and fuck Rowling

The new Charli xcx is willfully and unapologetically dumb and also... great? Here's to #RockSummer

Dang just realized our old beater of a BMW just turned 13 and we forgot to organize a Car Mitzvah in its honour

I missed the whole origin story (at least the current one that everyone is pearl-clutching about atm) but what's with all the blusky is dying blusky is a bubble it's dying talk? I mean, yeah it sucks but it's also the least shitty option out there so how are we supposed to react to this old news?

TIL Italy is a communist country

While they were eating, Jesus took the Royale With Cheese, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat motherfuckers; this is my goddamn body.”

What if the Artemis II mission is just an incredibly elaborate long-play prank by NASA? "April Fools everyone! We ain't going to the moon you dumbasses our funding has been slashed so hard we could barely even afford this Astrovan! And a DEI crew as well?! Lololol!" Well played, NASA.

Octopus: You know, you call them tentacles, but there's only eight of them. And that's my dad joke of the week I will see myself out now

Fun fact, in Canada the chimpanzee is pronounced "chimpan-zed"

If your first instinct upon hearing about Epstein's island is to fear that you're missing out and beg for a trip then there musk be something seriously wrong with you

"At least nobody's talking about the Epstein files now!" - Trump and his pedo cronies I assume

Fun fact: the English phrase "Greatest Of All Time" or GOAT for short translates to Italian as "Che Articolo Piu Riconosciuto Alto" or CAPRA for short. Don't bother fact checking me just accept this as a cross-linguistic truth

More than 23 years after my first visit to Firenze, when I showed up to the Uffizi first thing in the morning & saw a mile long line and decided "Nope", I finally paid a visit. Breathtaking all around, but my favorite work hanging on the wall was this statement of everyone's current mood

I'm very much antifascist but I haven't actually officially joined antifa. Does that still make me a terrorist in the eyes of US law, and if so should I just make it official and pay the annual antifa membership dues?

Happy International Flag Burning Day to all those who celebrate

Yesterday morning Little Honda randomly popped into my head, hours before I heard the news about Brian Wilson. I'm not a particularly spiritual person, nor is it my fav Beach Boys song, but I choose to believe that Brian picked it as his theme to ride off into the sunset, cool as ever

Folks at work are gently ribbing me about the smoke settling over Europe from the Canadian wildfires, and I gotta know, which South Park move reference do I make? Blame Canada? Asses of Fire? (What Would Brian Orser do is definitely an outlier, sorry bud

Me describing Aerosmith after seeing a picture of of them in the 80s: There's one guy who thinks he's sexy, one guy who is actually sexy, and three guys who are just happy to be there. J: you just described every band

Does anyone else get the feeling that on the one day Trump didn't cut class in university they happened to be talking about tariffs and from that point forward he concluded that "economics" = "tariffs"

Amber (and me, and literally everyone else who knows this is absolute bullshit) says "Whaaaat?!?!"

The entire US intelligence community owes a debt of gratitude towards Goldberg. He exposed a massive security breach, held off publishing until safe to do so, and redacted details he knew to be too sensitive. In short, a model of ethical journalism. So of course Trump calls him names

Nobody can ever complain about Hillary's emails ever ever again. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...